New Age Millennial Magic

New Age Millennial Magic: A Satirical Ode to Modern Paradoxes
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Lyrics

Like a poor old cow,

Comparison of life struggles to a poor cow grazing all day, ending up slaughtered despite efforts.

Has to graze all day,

Highlighting the continuous struggle for survival, drawing a parallel to a cow's constant need to graze.

Just to stay alive but ends up slaughtered anyway,

Expressing the irony of working hard to stay alive but facing inevitable negative outcomes.

Man it’s tragic,

Describing the situation as tragic, emphasizing the hardship and sorrow.


But the other hand thinks,

Presenting an alternative perspective that considers the possibility of comfort and luxury during rest.

As you rest your head,

Suggesting the idea of luxury items, like new leather shoes, being conveniently delivered to one's bed.

You could have new leather shoes,

Highlighting the contrast between the tragic and magical aspects of life.

Delivered right to your bed,

Emphasizing the magical nature of having desirable items delivered to your doorstep.


Man that’s magic,

Reiterating the magical aspect of life, questioning its nature.

Magic, don’t you think?

Posing the question if magic is truly magical.

Magic, magic.

Repeated emphasis on the magical theme.


Hills and hills of rubble baking under the sun,

Describing a landscape filled with rubble under the sun, possibly symbolizing challenges and difficulties.

But I can take it easy with this sterile cinnabun,

Contrasting the difficult environment with the ease of enjoying a sterile cinnabun (sweet treat).

I feel plastic,

Expressing a sense of artificiality or lack of genuineness.

Plastic,

Reiterating the feeling of being artificial or fake.


The air is so thick out hear I can’t even breathe,

Commenting on the difficulty of breathing due to thick air, possibly a metaphor for challenging circumstances.

But I can drive further than your eyes can see,

Highlighting the ability to travel farther than the eye can see despite challenging conditions.

I yell ‘road trip!’,

Expressing enthusiasm for a spontaneous road trip.

Road trip,

Reiterating the excitement of a road trip.


I bought a ticket to the show and now I can’t get a loan,

Describing a consequence of buying a ticket to a show—difficulty in obtaining a loan.

Thanks to that,

Attributing the difficulty in getting a loan to a specific cause.


New Age Millennial Magic,

Introducing the concept of "New Age Millennial Magic."

That keeps us new age millennials free,

Stating that this magic keeps new age millennials free.

Yes, that New Age Millennial Magic,

Reiterating the magical concept and expressing a preference for it.

Oh, that’s the kind of magic for me,

Expressing the desire for the specific type of magic introduced earlier.


Half the world is drying it’s already begun,

Describing a global issue of drying, possibly related to environmental concerns.

But I can shower for hours it’s just so much fun,

Contrasting the global issue with personal enjoyment, such as indulging in long showers.

And I’m splashing,

Expressing joy and carefree behavior, symbolized by splashing.

Splashing,

Reiterating the carefree behavior symbolized by splashing.


And soon the price to buy a home will be the same to buy a phone,

Suggesting a potential equalization of home and phone prices in the future.

Thanks to that,

Attributing a consequence to the concept introduced earlier.


New Age Millennial Magic,

Reintroducing the idea of "New Age Millennial Magic."

That keeps us new age millennials free,

Stating that this magic keeps new age millennials free.

Yes, that New Age Millennial Magic,

Reiterating the magical concept and expressing a preference for it.

Oh, that’s the kind of magic for me,

Expressing the desire for the specific type of magic introduced earlier.


Take it away everybody lets rock,

Encouraging everyone to participate in rocking out.


I need that,

Expressing a need for the previously mentioned "New Age Millennial Magic."


New Age Millennial Magic,

Reintroducing the idea of "New Age Millennial Magic."

That keeps us new age millennials free,

Stating that this magic keeps new age millennials free.

Yes, that New Age Millennial Magic,

Reiterating the magical concept and expressing a preference for it.

Oh, that’s the kind of magic for me.

Expressing the desire for the specific type of magic introduced earlier.

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