Major Fuckup Virtuoso
Virtuoso of Regret: Unraveling the Symphony of a Major Life Mistake
Lyrics
Though I want to
Expressing a desire or inclination
I don't really hate you, it's true
Acknowledging that the speaker doesn't genuinely hate the subject
Not as much as you do
Comparing the speaker's level of dislike to that of the subject
Once a paper man
Describing the subject metaphorically as a fragile figure made of paper
With a wooden band and all
Depicting the subject's past with a band made of wood, suggesting simplicity or modesty
Passing pity as virtue
Highlighting the act of presenting pity as a virtue
And now you've done it
Indicating that a significant mistake has been made
Major fuckup virtuoso
Referring to the subject as an expert in making major mistakes
You've hit all the tropes and now there's nowhere left to go
Noting that the subject has exhausted common themes or patterns
You're such a tortured soul
Labeling the subject as someone with internal struggles and pain
And wasn't that always the goal?
Suggesting that the subject always aimed to be a tortured soul
Well I'm not waiting anymore
Declaring that the speaker won't wait any longer
Now you're the comeback kid
Describing the subject as making a successful comeback
One year in purgatory did
Implying that a year in purgatory provided the subject with needed perspective
Give you needed perspective
Stating that the subject now sees everything as centered around themselves
Like it's all about you now
Anticipating that others will witness the subject's downfall
They'll watch you bleeding out
Suggesting that the subject will face consequences and criticism
So next time be a bit more selective
Advising the subject to be more careful in the future
And now you've done it
Reiterating that a major mistake has been committed
Major fuckup virtuoso
Reaffirming the subject's expertise in making significant errors
You've hit all the tropes and now there's nowhere left to go
Pointing out the exhaustion of available paths for the subject
You're such a tortured soul
Describing the subject as someone with internal struggles and pain (repeated)
And wasn't that always the goal?
Suggesting that the subject always aimed to be a tortured soul (repeated)
Well I'm not waiting anymore
Declaring that the speaker won't wait any longer (repeated)
You've really done it
Emphasizing that the subject has truly made a significant mistake
Quite the asshole virtuoso
Referring to the subject as an expert in being unpleasant
You've hit all the tropes and now there's nowhere left to fall
Noting that the subject has exhausted common themes or patterns (repeated)
And who you claimed to hate
Pointing out that those claimed to be disliked by the subject are now present
Are in the front row at the gates
Indicating that those previously disliked are now supportive
They're all you've got now after all
Highlighting the changed circumstances where disliked individuals are now crucial
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