Only A Beer Can
Cheers to Life's Lessons: Only A Beer Can Tell My Story
Lyrics
I've never been in love, like the kind where you lay in the bed of a pickup
I have never experienced a love as profound as the one where you lie in the bed of a pickup truck.
Looking' at the stars above in the arms of a man in the town that you came from
Describing a romantic scene under the stars, being held by a man in the hometown.
I'm just looking for fun runnin' wild with the boys til the party is all done
Seeking enjoyment, running freely with friends until the party concludes.
Maybe I should slow down but every sip just lifts me up
Considering slowing down but finding that each sip of alcohol brings euphoria.
And there's only one thing that gets the job done
Expressing that only one thing (presumably beer) satisfactorily accomplishes the desired effect.
I don't remember much on the Whiskey
Acknowledging a lack of memory when consuming whiskey.
Tequila never gets the guys to kiss me
Noting that tequila doesn't lead to romantic encounters.
Wine makes me cry like a baby after one glass
Wine induces emotional vulnerability, making the person cry after just one glass.
I'm textin' my ex's when I drink rum
Confessing to contacting ex-partners while under the influence of rum.
My heads in the toilet after Jäger bombs
Experiencing severe consequences like vomiting after consuming Jäger bombs.
Hard liquor can't make me a better man
Rejecting the idea that hard liquor can improve one's character.
Only a beer can
Emphasizing that only beer has a positive impact.
I've been thrown out of bars, I've been thrown in the back of a cop car
Having faced consequences, including ejections and police involvement, for crossing limits in bars.
For taking things a little too far for taking off my shirt in all the bars where the men are
Reflecting on wild behavior, especially when shirtless in bars frequented by men.
But I'm not as wild when I keep a cold one in my cup
Asserting that maintaining a moderate level of intoxication helps control wild tendencies.
So lets pop a top, or just twist it off, tip it back and drink it up
Suggesting a casual approach to opening and enjoying a beer.
And there's only one thing that gets the job done
Reiterating that only beer can achieve the desired effect.
I don't remember much on the Whiskey
Highlighting a lack of memory associated with whiskey consumption.
Tequila never gets the guys to kiss me
Observing that tequila doesn't lead to romantic encounters.
Wine makes me cry like a baby after one glass
Noting the emotional vulnerability induced by wine, leading to crying after a single glass.
I'm textin' my ex's when I drink rum
Admitting to reaching out to ex-partners when consuming rum.
My heads in the toilet after Jäger bombs
Experiencing the negative consequence of vomiting after consuming Jäger bombs.
Hard liquor can't make me a better man
Rejecting the idea that hard liquor can contribute to personal improvement.
Only a beer can
Affirming that only beer has a positive impact.
I don't remember much on the Whiskey
Recalling a lack of memory associated with whiskey consumption.
Tequila never gets the guys to kiss me
Observing that tequila doesn't lead to romantic encounters.
Wine makes me cry like a baby after one glass
Noting the emotional vulnerability induced by wine, leading to crying after a single glass.
I'm textin' my ex's when I drink rum
Admitting to reaching out to ex-partners when consuming rum.
My heads in the toilet after Jager bombs
Experiencing the negative consequence of vomiting after consuming Jäger bombs.
Hard liquor can't make me a better man
Rejecting the idea that hard liquor can contribute to personal improvement.
Only a beer can
Affirming that only beer has a positive impact.
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