Fashion Awards

Fashion's Despair: A Velvet Night of Awards and Desperation
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Lyrics

Let's go down to the fashion show

Expressing the intention to attend a fashion show

With all the pretty people that you don't know

Referring to the unfamiliarity of the people attending the show

We'll sit down in the velvet chairs

Describing the act of sitting in luxurious velvet chairs

They'll hand awards out for best hair

Anticipating the presentation of awards for the best hair

And if we don't win one, well, then

Contemplating the possibility of not winning an award

We'll blow off our heads in despair

Expressing a drastic reaction (blowing off heads) to not winning

We'll blow off our heads in despair

Reiteration of the extreme reaction to losing


I smell magic in the room

Sensing a magical or exciting atmosphere at the event

Flashing lights and sonic booms

Noticing bright lights and impactful sounds

Lovely saps all without a care

Referring to fashionable individuals seemingly carefree

Nobody said that the world was fair

Highlighting the unfairness of the world

And if they did say so, well, then

Considering a hypothetical assertion about the fairness of the world

We'll blow off our heads in despair

Repeating the extreme reaction if the world were fair

We'll blow off our heads in despair

Reiterating the extreme reaction to a fair world


Let's go down to the fashion show

Repeating the desire to attend a fashion show

With all the pretty people and piles of blow

Describing the crowd as attractive people with cocaine ("blow")

We'll sit down in the velvet chairs

Repeating the act of sitting in velvet chairs

And hang on tight to our bus fare

Emphasizing the importance of holding onto bus fare

And if it falls between the seats

Contemplating a potential loss of bus fare and the extreme reaction

We'll blow off our heads in despair

Repeating the extreme reaction to losing bus fare

We'll blow off our heads in despair

Reiterating the extreme reaction to losing bus fare

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