Fort Lauderdale Chamber of Commerce
Sin, Romance, and Legal Consequences: Fort Lauderdale Insights
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Girls on the beaches commit a sin
Girls on the beaches are engaging in sinful behavior.
They don't show yards and yards of skin
They do not reveal extensive amounts of skin.
Preceding message to you has been
The preceding message is sponsored by the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce.
Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce
This message is delivered as a courtesy from the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce.
Maybe your yen is for tennis courts
Your desire might be for tennis courts.
Maybe romancing is in your thoughts
Romancing may be on your mind.
Enjoy all outdoor and indoor sports
Enjoying both outdoor and indoor sports is encouraged.
Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce
This encouragement is provided by the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce.
Any male in Fort Lauderdale who is not pursuing a cute female
Any male in Fort Lauderdale not pursuing a cute female will face automatic imprisonment.
Will automatically land in jail
Automatic incarceration is the consequence for not pursuing a cute female in Fort Lauderdale.
That's the law in Fort Lauderdale
This is a local law in Fort Lauderdale.
Pretty girls eighteen to twenty-three
Pretty girls aged eighteen to twenty-three are highlighted.
If their technique ain't what it should be
If their romantic skills are lacking, they can receive free love instruction.
Get love instruction for free from me
The offer for free love instruction is courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce.
Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce
Once again, this message is provided as a courtesy by the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce.
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