The Bludgeoning Retribution for the Wrongful Ingestion of Heinz Beans
Retribution Unleashed: A Culinary Vendetta Unfolds
Lyrics
Fucking cunts
Expressing strong disapproval or anger towards individuals.
Dare steal my beans
Reacting to someone stealing the speaker's Heinz beans.
I'm coming for you
Threatening retribution or retaliation for the bean theft.
Nowhere to run
Indicating there is no escape or refuge for the accused bean thief.
Hunt you down
Promising to track down the offender.
Follow the scent
Following a trail, likely the scent of the stolen beans.
Of beans
Emphasizing the importance of the beans in the pursuit.
I got you now, bitch
Claiming success in apprehending the accused person.
Tie you down
Restraining the individual who stole the beans.
You'll scream
Anticipating a reaction of pain or distress from the restrained person.
This'll teach you
Intending to impart a lesson or punishment for the bean theft.
To touch my beans
Connecting the punishment to the act of touching the speaker's beans.
Tie a rag
Applying a rag over the offender's head, possibly for anonymity or to intensify the punishment.
Over your head
(Empty line)
I open a tin of Branston
Introducing a new element (opening a tin of Branston), possibly for additional punishment.
The plague of existence
Reflecting on life's troubles, metaphorically represented as the plague of existence.
Time to pour it over your face
Preparing to pour Branston (presumably a condiment) on the offender's face.
You nonce
Using derogatory language to address the accused person.
As you suffocate
Describing the suffocation of the offender.
Barely breathing
Highlighting the severity of the situation, with the offender struggling to breathe.
I lift up the tin, fist clenched
Raising a tin, possibly in preparation for further action.
Smash it in your fucking face
Physically assaulting the offender by smashing the tin into their face.
Don't touch my fucking beans
Reiterating the importance of not touching the speaker's beans.
Don't touch my beans
Emphasizing once again the prohibition of touching the speaker's beans.
Don't touch my beans
Repeating the prohibition for added emphasis.
Don't touch my beans
Repeating the prohibition once more.
Don't touch my fucking beans
Reiterating the strong disapproval of anyone touching the speaker's beans.
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