Lyrics
I'm a total wreck when you don't call
I experience emotional distress when you don't contact me.
Fancy me a brand new Newton sitting
Imagining myself as a new and innovative figure like Isaac Newton.
Under an anvil tree
Being beneath a metaphorical "anvil tree," possibly symbolizing a heavy burden or impending trouble.
Waiting for an anvil to fall
Awaiting a significant and perhaps negative event, likened to the falling of an anvil.
They call me Mr. It's A Big Deal
Referred to as Mr. It's A Big Deal, suggesting a self-important or boastful attitude.
I don't ever go to movies
Expressing a lack of interest in going to movies.
So when I go to movies
Highlighting the rarity of the speaker attending movies, making it noteworthy when it happens.
It's a pretty big fucking deal
Emphasizing the significance of the speaker's rare movie attendance as a big event.
Flop like a fish on a dock
Describing a helpless and floundering state, like a fish out of water.
Conk me with a frying pan to make me stop
Suggesting a desire to be stopped or silenced, even if it requires drastic measures like hitting with a frying pan.
Clothes in a dryer
Drawing a comparison between clothes tumbling in a dryer and leaves moving in the wind, possibly reflecting chaos or randomness.
Leaves in the breeze
Continuing the theme of unpredictability with the image of leaves in the breeze.
One day a dump trunk will dump two tons of kittens on me
Anticipating an unusual or overwhelming event, humorously imagining being dumped on by kittens from a dump truck.
After dark
Referring to a time of day, possibly symbolizing a period of uncertainty or hidden troubles.
All bark no bite
Describing someone as all talk and no action, particularly in a confrontational context.
At night
Emphasizing aggressive behavior during the night, in contrast to the lack of action during the day.
All bite no bark
Highlighting assertive or aggressive behavior without the corresponding vocalization during the night.
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