Santa's Favorite
Christmas Unveiled: Santa's Biased Presents
Lyrics
There's something that's been on my mind
Expressing a concern or topic on the speaker's mind.
And my friends they also want to know
Friends are also curious about the same topic.
So I'm sitting down with mom and dad
Sitting down with parents to seek answers.
Asking for an answer
Seeking clarification on a particular issue.
Maybe they can tell me how it goes
Hopeful that parents can provide insights or explanations.
We know that there's a list of naughty and nice
Reference to the concept of a list for behavior evaluation.
If you've been bad or good they say that he knows
Belief that Santa has knowledge of good and bad behavior.
But after Christmas day we all go out and play
Highlighting the period after Christmas for recreational activities.
And a different pattern always shows
Observing a consistent pattern beyond Christmas Day.
Why is the rich kid always Santa's favorite?
Raising a question about the perceived favoritism towards a wealthy child by Santa.
I've been good the whole year through
Claiming personal good behavior throughout the year.
Why does the rich kid always get all the fancy toys?
Questioning why the affluent child receives better toys.
What did I do? What did I do?
Expressing confusion and frustration about the situation.
Man, they took my lunch money and I didn't fight back
Recalling a negative experience of having lunch money taken without retaliation.
Cause I was told that Kris Kringle wouldn't like that
Linking non-retaliation to an expectation of Santa's approval.
So I put up with more and more of it
Tolerating mistreatment to avoid being labeled naughty.
Just to avoid getting put on the naughty list
Motivation for enduring mistreatment to stay off the naughty list.
Every year we would go back to school
Annual return to school and encountering troublesome individuals.
And every dick head that would act a fool
Encountering unpleasant individuals after returning to school.
Came back with new gear and toys
Observing privileged individuals with new belongings after holidays.
So this year I don't want to hear that noise
Expressing a desire to avoid hearing complaints this year.
I felt like I was running out of options yo
Feeling limited in options to address the situation.
And there was no way Kris Kringle was watching so
Believing Santa isn't watching, considering unconventional actions.
Decided to do whatever possible
Deciding to take extreme measures for the sake of presents.
Cause Christmas for kids like me wasn't profitable
Financial struggles affecting the speaker's Christmas experience.
So now I got a lot to do to come up on their presents
Taking actions to acquire presents and teach lessons simultaneously.
And make sure at the same time that they learn their lessons
Expressing weariness of a stressful life.
See I'm tired of living my life stressing
Questioning the recurring Christmas Day dilemma.
Waking every christmas day asking the same question
Expressing frustration and confusion on Christmas Day.
Well my parents they had tears in their eyes
Parents responding emotionally to the speaker's predicament.
And I'll never forget what they said
Parents consoling the speaker with reassuring words.
They said baby don't you fret, you're as good as it gets
Assuring the speaker of their goodness and criticizing Santa humorously.
And Santa's just an asshole with a sled
Labeling Santa humorously as an unkind figure with a sled.
That's why the rich kid's always Santa's favorite
Reiterating the theme of Santa favoring the wealthy child.
You've been good we know it's true
Reassuring the speaker of their goodness despite Santa's preferences.
Yeah the rich kid always get all the fancy toys
Highlighting the wealthy child's continued privilege with toys.
Now you do you, now you do you!
Encouraging the speaker to prioritize their own well-being.
Why is the rich kid always Santa's favorite?
Reiterating the theme of Santa favoring the wealthy child.
And now I know I know it's true
Acknowledging the speaker's realization of the truth.
Why does the rich kid always get all the fancy toys?
Questioning the continued privilege of the wealthy child with toys.
What did I do? What did I do?
Expressing continued confusion and frustration about the situation.
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