Santa's Gonna Take It All Back
Santa's Ultimatum: A Jingle of Love and Expectations
Lyrics
You can have that perfume that you wanted
You can have the perfume you desired.
And you can have those earrings, too
You're allowed to have those earrings as well.
I'll even get that TV set
Even a TV set will be purchased for you.
But there's a few things you gotta do
However, certain conditions must be met by you.
'Cause you've been lettin' our love come second
Your prioritization of our love has been lacking.
And sometimes even third
At times, our love has ranked even lower than other things.
Now, I've had enough and if you want that stuff
I've reached a limit, and if you desire those gifts,
Hey, Santa's done give me the word that
Santa has informed me that
If you ain't a good girl by Christmas
If you don't behave well before Christmas,
He said he's gonna take it all back
He'll reclaim everything previously given.
If you ain't got it right come Christmas night
If your behavior isn't corrected by Christmas night,
He's gonna put it back in the sack
He'll take those gifts back.
You've got a lot of things on your list
You've requested numerous things,
And you better straighten up your act
However, you must improve your behavior.
'Cause if you ain't a good girl by Christmas
If you're not well-behaved by Christmas,
Hey, Santa's gonna take it all back
Santa will reclaim everything.
Got you a car back on your birthday
I gifted you a car on your birthday,
But that didn't get me nowhere
However, it didn't improve our relationship.
I did dinner and wine on valentine's
I arranged a dinner and wine on Valentine's Day,
And you acted like you didn't care
But you seemed indifferent.
Hey, it's time you loved your fellow man
It's time to show love and kindness to others,
That's what the season is all about
As that's the essence of the holiday season.
Now, I've heard it said that it ain't what you get
Although it's said that the value isn't in material things,
But baby, I'm plum give out
I'm exhausted from trying.
If you ain't a good girl by Christmas
If you don't behave well before Christmas,
He said he's gonna take it all back
Santa will reclaim everything previously given.
If you ain't got it right come Christmas night
If your behavior isn't corrected by Christmas night,
He's gonna put it back in the sack
He'll take those gifts back.
You've got a lot of things on your list
You've requested numerous things,
And you better straighten up your act
But you must improve your behavior.
'Cause if you ain't a good girl by Christmas
If you're not well-behaved by Christmas,
Hey, Santa's gonna take it all back
Santa will reclaim everything.
Now, you've got a lot of things on your list
You've requested numerous things,
But if you don't straighten up your act
But if you don't improve your behavior,
If you ain't a good girl by Christmas
If you don't behave well before Christmas,
Yeah, Santa's gonna take it all back
Santa will reclaim everything.
If you ain't a good girl by Christmas
If you don't behave well before Christmas,
Yeah, Santa's gonna take it all back
Santa will reclaim everything.
Aw, he's gonna get it all too baby
He'll reclaim all the gifts, without exception.
Box it up, put it up on that big sleigh
He'll package them and place them on his sleigh.
He might throw that car up with it
He might even take back the car.
Wave bye-bye, I told ya, and I told ya
Goodbye to the gifts; I warned you.
Santa's the man, baby
Santa is the final authority.
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