My Funny Valentine
Enchanting Portrait of Love: My Funny Valentine's Essence Revealed
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Behold the way our fine feathered friend
Observing the way our charming bird-like friend
His virtue doth parade
His positive qualities are on display
Thou knowest not, my dim-witted friend
You, my not-so-bright companion, are unaware
The picture thou hast made
The image you project is not flattering
Thy vacant brow, and thy tousled hair
Your vacant expression and disheveled hair
Conceal thy good intent
Hide your good intentions
Thou noble upright truthful sincere
You are noble, upright, truthful, and sincere
And slightly dopey gent, you are
Yet, you're also slightly foolish
My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine
You, my amusing valentine, my endearing comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
You bring joy to my heart
Your looks are laughable, un-photographable
Your appearance may be amusing and cannot be captured in a photograph
Yet, you're my favorite work of art
Nevertheless, you're my favorite masterpiece
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your physique not perfect?
Is your mouth a little weak?
Is your speaking voice not strong?
When you open it to speak
When you express yourself verbally
Are you smart?
Are you intelligent?
But, don't change a hair for me
But, do not change anything about yourself for me
Not if you care for me
Not if you truly care for me
Stay little valentine, stay
Remain my little valentine, stay as you are
Each day is Valentine's Day
Every day with you is like Valentine's Day
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your physique not perfect?
Is your mouth a little weak?
Is your speaking voice not strong?
When you open it to speak
When you express yourself verbally
Are you smart?
Are you intelligent?
But, don't change a hair for me
But, do not change anything about yourself for me
Not if you care for me
Not if you truly care for me
Stay little valentine, stay
Remain my little valentine, stay as you are
Each day is Valentine's Day
Every day with you is like Valentine's Day
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