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Behold the way our fine feathered friend
Observing how our admirable friend
His virtue doth parade
Displays his moral excellence
Thou knowest not, my dim-witted friend
You, my not very clever friend, are unaware
The picture thou hast made
Of the image you present
Thy vacant brow, and thy tousled hair
Your expressionless face and disheveled hair
Conceal thy good intent
Conceal your good intentions
Thou noble upright truthful sincere
You, the noble, upright, truthful, and sincere
And slightly dopey gent, you are
Yet slightly foolish gentleman
My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine
My amusing valentine, endearing comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
You bring joy to my heart
Your looks are laughable, un-photographable
Your appearance is comical and cannot be captured in a photo
Yet, you're my favorite work of art
However, you are my favorite masterpiece
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your body not perfect like a Greek sculpture?
Is your mouth a little weak?
Is your speech a bit feeble?
When you open it to speak
When you open your mouth to talk
Are you smart?
Are you intelligent?
But, don't change a hair for me
But, don't change anything about yourself for me
Not if you care for me
Not if you have affection for me
Stay little valentine, stay
Remain my little valentine, stay
Each day is Valentine's Day
Every day is Valentine's Day
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your body not perfect like a Greek sculpture?
Is your mouth a little weak?
Is your speech a bit feeble?
When you open it to speak
When you open your mouth to talk
Are you smart?
Are you intelligent?
But, don't change a hair for me
But, don't change anything about yourself for me
Not if you care for me
Not if you have affection for me
Stay little valentine, stay
Remain my little valentine, stay
Each day is Valentine's Day
Every day is Valentine's Day
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