Croc Song
Whimsical Tale of Croc Mishaps: Gumby's Junk Serenade
Lyrics
A grain of salt
A skeptical attitude or cautious approach
My tongue in cheek
An ironic or sarcastic statement
My mouth is dry
Feeling parched or lacking moisture
A dried up creek
A metaphor for emptiness or depletion
I try to spit
Attempting to spit but facing difficulties
But I despair
Experiencing hopelessness or discouragement
The ice plant dried
Describing a dried-up plant, possibly symbolizing a barren state
My mouth a bare
Highlighting extreme dryness in the mouth
My lougie lands
The spit lands on a sock, an undesirable outcome
Right on my sock
Regretting the choice to wear Crocs shoes
I wish I had not
Expressing a wish for a different decision
Worn my crocs
Lack of shine or attractiveness in the spit
My lougie lacks
A humorous reference to the quality of the spit
A luster pack
Using playful language to describe the spit
Spit spew land mine
A metaphorical expression, possibly about a messy situation
Fine dime rewind
A playful reference to a valuable and attractive person
Filled with facts
Containing factual information and eliciting emotional reactions
And stewed reacts
Stimulating emotional responses and interactions
Now a delayed fat
Describing a delayed and unexpected event
Big rat splat
A sudden and unpleasant occurrence
Spit fleck buffer
A metaphorical reference to a protective barrier for spit
Zit face fluster
Describing a distressed or agitated facial expression
Its puss butter
Playful and absurd description of a substance
A love letter
Reference to a romantic note or message
I'm on my way
Expressing movement or progress
On the gravy train
A metaphor for a prosperous or enjoyable situation
Gingerbread chauffeur in frame
Describing a whimsical character involved in construction
Gumdrop roofer
Playful mention of a roofing material made of candy
Fix my stupor
Requesting assistance or resolution for a stupor
With some brain worms
Suggesting a need for unconventional solutions or ideas
Tapeworm law firm
Humorous reference to legal assistance with a peculiar subject
Tapeworm law firm In the solar plexus
Repetition of the legal theme with a focus on the solar plexus
Trust fun rednecks Counting up specs
Reference to wealthy individuals enjoying their inheritance
Rolly pollys serve arraignments
Playful mention of insects participating in legal proceedings
One more measure For your pleasure
Adding another element for the audience's enjoyment
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