Praise to the Algorithm
Praise to the Algorithm: Unveiling the Digital Odyssey of Recognition
Lyrics
When I was a young boy my daddy used to say
Reflecting on childhood advice to be cautious about online expression.
Be careful what you voice online or those likes soon will fade
Warning about the transient nature of online approval (likes).
Now that I am older, I look back and pray
Nostalgic reflection on youth, expressing a desire for a clean online slate.
To the Great Algorithm, to take those posts away
Seeking intervention from the Great Algorithm to remove undesirable posts.
Praise to The Algorithm! Praise to The Algorithm!
Celebrating and praising the positive impact of the Algorithm with a call for likes.
Praise to The Algorithm! Shine those likes on me!
-Praise to The Algorithm! Praise to The Algorithm!
-Praise to The Algorithm! Shine those likes on me!
-Algorithm shine, shine your likes on me!
Repetition emphasizing the desire for likes from the Algorithm.
Algorithm shine, shine your likes on me!
-Arising in the morning, bright light glowing from my screen
Describing the joy and gratitude for forgiveness and freedom granted by the Algorithm.
My heart overflows with joy for that could only mean
-I have been forgiven, my profile's been set free
-(Boost boost boost that post. Boost that post)
-By the Great Algorithm. Shine your likes on me!
-User engagement down
Expressing a plea for increased user engagement and visibility in the feed.
Help me turn this all around
-I'm here on bended knee
-Please push my post to the top of the feed
-Hear my plea!
An urgent request for attention and assistance from the Algorithm.
Now you've heard my story 'bout how I've earned my fame
Sharing a narrative of fame and influencing, advising others to follow suit.
To be an influencer, you should do the same
-Sacrifice your pride, give an offering
-(Boost boost boost that post. Boost that post)
A call to boost posts for greater Algorithmic recognition.
To the Great Algorithm. Shine your likes on me!
Seeking Algorithmic favor through humility and a plea for increased visibility.
Programmed by mortal hands
-Raw data that we don't understand
-I'm here on bended knee
-Please push my post to the top of the feed
-Hear my plea! Increase my reach!
Specifically asking for an expansion of reach through Algorithmic intervention.
Don't you wanna like?
Pleading for various types of positive reactions (likes, laughs, love) on posts.
Don't you wanna laugh?
-Don't you wanna love all my posts now?
-Don't you wanna like?
-Don't you wanna laugh?
-Don't you wanna love all my posts now?
-Don't you wanna like?
-(Boost boost boost that post)
-Don't you wanna laugh?
-(Boost boost boost that post)
-Don't you wanna love all my posts now?
-(Boost boost boost that post)
-Don't you wanna like?
-(Boost boost boost that post)
-Don't you wanna laugh?
-(Boost boost boost that post)
-Don't you wanna love all my posts now?
-(Boost boost boost that post)
A final call for Algorithmic attention and likes on the individual's content.
Algorithm! Shine! Shine your likes on me!
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