Geraldine
Geraldine's Culinary Charms: A Love Song to Sandwiches
Lyrics
I'm in love with the person in the sandwich centre
I have strong feelings for the person working at the sandwich center
If she didn't exist I'd have to invent her
If she wasn't real, I'd create her because of my infatuation
There isn't any secret to my frequent visits
There's no hidden reason behind my frequent visits
It's the way she makes them and they're all exquisite
I appreciate the excellent quality of the sandwiches she makes
I'm in love with the person in the sandwich centre
Reiteration of feelings for the person at the sandwich center
I'm enamoured of the magic of her fresh polenta
I admire the skill and allure of her freshly made polenta
My temperature rises and my pulses quicken
I get excited and my heart rate increases
When she gets cracking with the coronation chicken
I feel intense anticipation when she prepares coronation chicken
Geraldine, Geraldine
Addressing Geraldine directly, emphasizing the feelings
I know there's much more to life than the physical side
Acknowledging that there's more to life than just the physical aspect
And I should put these thoughts on hold
Realizing the need to put these intense thoughts on hold
But when she buttering my baguette
Feeling a mix of excitement and contradictory sensations
My blood runs hot and cold
Her actions evoke strong and contrasting physical reactions
Geraldine, G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Geraldine
Reiteration of Geraldine's name, emphasizing infatuation
Geraldine, G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G
I'm in love with the person in the sandwich centre
Reaffirming strong emotions towards the sandwich center worker
I'm living for the moment that I next frequent her
Anticipation for the next meeting with her, finding joy in it
In beauty's eyes beholding my inamorata
Admiring her as a beloved person while she works on a specific sandwich ingredient
As she works her wonders on a dried tomato
Marveling at her skills with a dried tomato
Geraldine, Geraldine
Direct address to Geraldine, expressing intense feelings
I know there's much more to life than the sensual side
Acknowledging there's more depth to life than just sensual pleasures
And the spiritual should come first
Recognizing that spiritual aspects should take precedence
But when she's buttering my baguette
Feeling overwhelmed by sensation when she prepares the baguette
I think I'm going to burst
Intense sensation that is hard to contain
Geraldine, that's the nicest badge I've ever seen
Complimenting Geraldine's badge as a metaphor for her goodness
Geraldine, you make the world seem fresh and clean
Seeing the world positively because of Geraldine's influence
Geraldine, G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Geraldine
Repeated address to Geraldine, emphasizing affection
Geraldine, G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G
Comment