Customer's Always Right
Diner Drama: Serving Up Truths at Barley's Bar & Grill
Lyrics
-Good god Jed what the hell
Expressing surprise or frustration, addressing someone named Jed.
Look I took you out of
Acknowledging a change in occupation for Jed.
The damn towing business
Highlighting the shift from towing to the food industry for Jed.
And brought you into food
Emphasizing a purpose for the transition to the food business.
For a fucking reason
Warning against disappointment in the new venture.
Don't go in here and disappoint me
Reiterating the expectation not to disappoint.
What is the motto? -customwhat is the motto?
Prompting the recall of the motto related to customer satisfaction.
"Customer's always right man"
Stating the motto: "Customer's always right man."
Go out there and wait on table seventy-three
Instructing Jed to serve table seventy-three with competence.
Like you got a damn clue Go!
Encouraging Jed to act as if he knows what he's doing.
Sir welcome to Barley's Bar & Grill
Welcoming a customer to Barley's Bar & Grill.
Hey what's up -what the fuck you want?
Responding rudely to the customer's greeting.
What do Iwhat??
Questioning the customer's request or statement.
Give me the double bacon burger
Specific order for a double bacon burger without cheese.
With the no cheese
Clarifying the absence of cheese on the order.
You want cheese on the motherfucker or not
Challenging the customer's preference for no cheese.
Did I just not say I
Expressing frustration at the customer's disregard for no cheese.
Don't want fucking cheese?
Reiterating the dislike for cheese on the burger.
(fat motherfucker aren't ya?)
Making a sarcastic comment about the customer's weight.
What did you call me?
Challenging the insult directed at the customer.
(you wanna take the hard away the hard way)
Hinting at a potential confrontation or conflict.
You want something to drink with that?
Asking about a beverage choice to accompany the order.
What did you just call what I ordered
Questioning the customer's understanding of the order.
I just called it heart attack you fat
Insulting the customer by associating the order with a heart attack.
Motherfucker eating fucking bacon in a burger
Defending the choice of a bacon-filled burger despite health concerns.
I'm fat motherfucker
Accepting the label of being a fat individual.
Look at you I'm fat motherfucker look
Pointing out the customer's own weight while responding defensively.
At you your fucking humungo
Mocking the customer's appearance and size.
Don't sit there and try to talk shit to me
Rejecting attempts to engage in verbal conflict.
You big ol' nasty crust
Insulting the customer's hygiene or appearance.
Bubble having red cheese
Continuing to insult the customer's physical attributes.
Why don't you go get your fucking manager
Suggesting involving a manager in the confrontation.
You wanna talk to my manager
Responding defiantly to the idea of contacting a manager.
You ain't got to see my manager
Offering a direct confrontation instead of involving a manager.
You can see me you can see me right now
Challenging the customer to deal with the server directly.
See you? I can see you filled out an
Commenting on the customer's attempt to secure a job.
Application for a job you don't wanna work
Dismissing the idea of the customer working at the establishment.
Get up them
Encouraging the customer to leave the table.
Come out outcome on out from the table move
Urging the customer to vacate the table and make way for others.
Move up out the way
Repeating the instruction to move away from the table.
I said double bubble burger with
Reiterating the specific details of the customer's order.
Bacon on the side son of a bitch
Insulting language directed at the customer.
Get him off of him
Calling for assistance to deal with the situation.
(get this fat motherfucker off me)
Reacting to the ongoing situation with strong language.
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