The Poo Song
The Poo Song Insights: Unveiling the Humorous Symphony of Nature's Call
Lyrics
I need to do the poo's
I feel the need to defecate.
I can feel it pushin' out
I sense the bowel movement in progress.
Need to dump that load
Expressing the urge to release feces.
Arse is growling out
My buttocks are making audible sounds.
I'm looking at that dunny
Referring to a toilet or commode.
Made of glass n kinda funny
Describing a transparent and amusing toilet.
I can see the brown goin' down... Stanking
Observing the brown waste descending with a foul odor.
Now I'm watchin' poo swirling round
Currently witnessing feces swirling in the toilet.
Swirling round the bowl
Feces moving in a circular motion around the toilet bowl.
Those little brown chunky
Referring to solid waste as small, lumpy pieces.
Nuggets are flushing down the hole
These lumpy pieces are being flushed down the drain.
Now ya know if ya got a glass loo
If you have a glass toilet, don't be overly anxious.
You can't be shittin' bricks
Don't be extremely worried because the toilet may break.
Cause the crapper would be breaking
The toilet would be damaged if solid waste is too hard.
Poo n wee would be out on the floor
Feces and urine might spill onto the floor if the toilet breaks.
Oh that stench is a funky baby
The smell is intense and funky.
It's down on the one. Yeah its funky
The odor is funky, possibly related to music rhythm (down on the one).
Now I'm watchin' poo swirling round
Observing feces swirling in the toilet again.
Swirling round the bowl
Feces in circular motion around the toilet bowl again.
Those little brown chunky
Reiteration of small, lumpy pieces being flushed.
Nuggets are flushing down the hole
These lumpy pieces are going down the drain.
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