Lady Killer
Unveiling the Lady Killer's Lament: A Tale of Love, Luck, and Lessons
Lyrics
Girls are a thing that have always mystified me
Expressing confusion or fascination about understanding girls.
One thing I'll never understand
Acknowledging the difficulty in comprehending a particular aspect of girls.
There's more of those girls than us boys
Noting the higher number of girls compared to boys.
But they never seem to be at hand
Expressing the challenge of connecting with girls.
Well, I decided I was gonna be a real lady killer
Deciding to become a successful seducer of women.
I was gonna get more than my share
Expressing determination to surpass the average in romantic pursuits.
So I went out hunting and soon found out
Embarking on the journey to attract women but facing unexpected challenges.
It's safer hunting grizzly bear.
Comparing the difficulty of attracting women to the danger of hunting grizzly bears.
So much for the lady killer
Reflecting on the failure to become a successful lady killer.
You never could
Expressing the inability to achieve the goal of being a lady killer.
So much for the lady killer
-You just ain't no good.
Declaring the person's lack of suitability for being a lady killer.
Let me tell you 'bout number one
Recalling a romantic encounter at a dance with a girl and her imposing boyfriend.
She sure was fun
-I met her at a dance it was my first romance,
-I was a lucky son of a gun
-We danced for a while then she flashed a smile
Describing a brief romantic moment cut short by the arrival of the girl's intimidating boyfriend.
So I said let's take a walk outside
-She said I don't think I'd better, here comes my fella
-He had shoulders four feet wide.
-So much for the lady killer
Reflecting on the failure of the lady killer persona and the irony of women rejecting him.
You haven't got a clue
-So much for the lady killer
-The ladies are killing you.
-Well I was getting frustrated
Expressing frustration at not having romantic experiences by the age of sixteen.
Sweet sixteen and never been kissed
-I got infuriated (down down)
-Not even one girl on my telephone list.
-So I went to Amsterdam and wham bam
Recounting a humorous and awkward encounter in Amsterdam involving a restroom and a legal situation.
I was caught out in the rain
-I ran into a restaurant
-My legs were crossed with the pain
-I asked a waitress where the mens room was
-But she didn't understand
-So I pointed to the place and she slapped my face
-I ended up on the witness stand.
-So much for the lady killer
Commenting on the immaturity and lack of style of the lady killer.
So juvenile
-So much for the lady killer
-You ain't got no style.
-Well I was getting frustrated
Reiterating frustration at the lack of romantic success.
Sweet sixteen and never been kissed
-I got infuriated (down down)
-Not even one girl on my telephone list.
-So I went along to the doctor
Seeking advice from a doctor about romantic troubles and receiving guidance on a more relaxed approach.
I said, doctor is there something wrong with me?
-He said, stick out your tongue, say aagh and now cough
-Not as far as I can see
-Oooh you're trying too hard, sit down and relax
-I'll tell you what you gotta do
-Thre ain't no sense in running after them
-Well turn around and let them run after you.
-So much for the lady killer
Reflecting on the failure of the lady killer persona and suggesting a change of direction by running off to sea.
It wasn't meant to be
-So much for the lady killer
-You'd better run off to sea
-There you can be a maneater, maneater
Concluding with a playful suggestion to become a "maneater" and a reference to a queen bee.
Queen bee baby
-Queen bee baby.
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