Crabby Day
Crabby Day Chronicles: A Tale of Unwanted Guests
Lyrics
I knew when I first met him
I sensed a memorable connection when I first encountered him.
That I never would forget him
I was convinced that he would leave a lasting impression.
To find a beauty such as he in my bed was rare
Discovering such a beautiful person in my bed was unusual.
To sleep with him I was excited
Initially, the prospect of sleeping with him was exciting.
But later I was less delighted
Later, the excitement waned when I found an unpleasant surprise he left.
When I found that special present he left
The "special present" refers to a sexually transmitted infection (crabs).
In my pubic hair
He left crabs (pubic lice) in my pubic hair.
Now it´s a crabby day, unhappy day
Now, my day is filled with discomfort and unhappiness.
I´ll never forget him i´m sad to say
Regrettably, I will always remember him for this unpleasant experience.
Leave me alone
I need some time alone to deal with my feelings.
I´m having a crabby day
My day is ruined due to the crab infestation.
So to the drugstore without haste
I quickly go to the drugstore without delay.
To solve the problem below the waist
Seeking a solution for the problem below the waist (crab infestation).
Then the laundromat to disinfect my clothes
Then, I visit the laundromat to sanitize my clothes and sheets.
And sheets
Ensuring cleanliness by disinfecting my personal items.
Walking home who do I see
While walking home, I encounter the person who transmitted the infestation.
But the guy who gave those wretched vermin
He is responsible for the unpleasant condition I am in.
To me
Referring to the guy who gave me the crabs.
He quickly runs to opposite side of the street
He avoids me, crossing to the opposite side of the street.
Now it´s a crabby day, unhappy day
My day remains crabby and unhappy due to mistreatment.
To be treated in such a shabby way
I'm treated poorly, adding to the dissatisfaction of the day.
Gimme a break,
Expressing frustration and seeking relief from the situation.
I´m having a rabby day
The day continues to be problematic and irritating.
At home a message is waiting
At home, there's a message from someone I've been thinking about.
From a boy i´ve been contemplating
The boy I've been contemplating is leaving town and wants to see me.
He´s leaving town for a month and wants
He wishes to meet tonight despite my current predicament.
To see me tonight
After applying lotion to treat the infestation.
After the lotion´s been applied
Ensuring the lice are eradicated before the planned meeting.
Can I be sure every one of those critters has died
A concern about the effectiveness of the treatment.
Or take the risk of passing them on
Weighing the risk of transmitting the infestation during the night.
For a long-awaited night
The dilemma of risking transmission for a long-awaited night.
It´s such a crabby day, unhappy day
The day remains unhappy and filled with discomfort.
Why did have to call today
Questioning why the boy had to call on such an unfortunate day.
Get me out of this
Expressing a desire to escape the current situation.
I´m having a crabby day
The overall theme of the day is one of dissatisfaction due to the crab infestation.
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