What's With Terry
Terry's Vision Quest: Unveiling the Quirky Tale of a Glasses-Wearing Dreamer
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We begin the sad tale when Terry was young
We start the narrative when Terry was young
When Enid Blyton proved lots of fun
Enid Blyton's works provided enjoyable moments
But his vision didn't dim his adventurous nights
Terry's eyesight didn't hinder his adventurous nights
He read the Secret Seven under artificial lights
He read the "Secret Seven" under artificial lights
Oh dear what's with Terry
Expression of concern about Terry's situation
Oh dear its not right
Highlighting that something is not right
The local girls are not so pretty
Local girls may not meet conventional standards
But they all look the same through Terry's sight
All local girls look the same to Terry due to his sight
Then came the day Terry always did dread
Terry dreads the arrival of Christmas
Christmas had come a present lay on his bed
A present awaits Terry on his bed
A Johnny 7 or a cuddly toy?
Terry contemplates between a Johnny 7 or a cuddly toy
No harm them glasses fit for a boy
Glasses are a practical and fitting gift for him
Oh dear what's ...
Continuation of concern about Terry
Wearing glasses never became the craze
Wearing glasses never became a popular trend
So the years they passed in a hazy daze
Years passed in a somewhat unclear and confused state
Even at matches he'd shout and roar
Even at matches, Terry enthusiastically shouts despite vision issues
Pretending he'd seen another George Best goal
Terry pretends to have seen another George Best goal
Being Joe 90 has proved a success
Being Joe 90 (a fictional character) is a successful endeavor
But he's no Clark Gable never the less
Terry lacks the charm of Clark Gable
They found the answer to this classic case
The solution to Terry's case is revealed
It wasn't the glasses its his horrible face
Contrary to belief, it's not the glasses but Terry's unpleasant face
Oh dear what's
Reiteration of concern about Terry's situation
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