Heavy Holy Man
Unveiling the Mysteries: Journey of the Heavy Holy Man
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The Heavy Holy Man sits on the hill,
The Heavy Holy Man is situated on a hill.
Holding hard wooden ball.
He holds a solid wooden ball.
Hears mysteries of the universe unfolding but blocks it all out.
He hears the mysteries of the universe unfolding but intentionally ignores them.
He has one eye pointed toward the sky,
One of his eyes is directed towards the sky.
As the other searches over the earth
The other eye searches the earth for dinner.
For dinner.
He seeks food without leaving his hill.
Without ever once leaving his hill
Despite staying on the hill, he has experienced fast food from various places in western Europe.
The Heavy Holy Man has sampled fast food from all over western Europe:
Specifically mentioning Wimpyburgers from London.
Wimpyburgers from London,
Wonderburgers from Dublin.
Wonderburgers from Dublin,
His favorite is Hitburgers from Paris.
And his favorite, Hitburgers from Paris,
He enjoys Hitburgers during his free time.
Which he ate whenever he had some free time.
On a particular day, he travels to Amsterdam.
This particular day, however,
Specifically to Febo's.
The Heavy Holy Man travelled to Amsterdam,
He puts money in the slot and obtains a Feboburger and Febonapkin.
To Febo's,
All of this is done without leaving the hill.
Where he put one and a half guilders in the slot,
The Heavy Holy Man expresses joy and contentment.
Opened the little door,
He reaffirms his faith in something positive.
And pulled out his Feboburger and Febonapkin,
He believes that all the treasures of any world are accessible to him.
All without ever leaving the hill.
These thoughts occur within his own mind.
Then the Heavy Holy Man smiled,
He is confident in his ability to obtain anything he desires.
His faith reaffirmed once again.
These are his internal reflections.
"All the treasures of this, or any other world, are mine for the asking,"
He believes that the universe's treasures are his for the asking.
He thought to himself.
These thoughts contribute to his reaffirmed faith.
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