Waitret, Please, Waitret
Whimsical Encounters in a Dallat Café
Lyrics
Well, I pulled into Dallat on a cold December day
Arrived in Dallas on a cold December day.
Bought coffee and a doughnut at the Greasy Spoon Cafe.
Purchased coffee and a doughnut at the Greasy Spoon Cafe.
Spied me a pretty young waitret standing by her tray,
Noticed an attractive young waitress with a tray.
But she couldn't believe her sweet young ears when the waitret heard me say:
Surprised her by making a bold and potentially flirtatious comment.
Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate,
Expressing a desire for the waitress to join and keep him company.
Eatin' out ain't cheatin', lord it ain't no disgrace.
Claiming that dining out without infidelity is acceptable.
Oh, bring me a Lone Star, make it a case
Requesting a Lone Star beer, specifying a case.
And, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate.
Reiterating the request for the waitress to join him.
Well, I walked up to the jukebox feeling kind of mean,
Approaching the jukebox with a confident attitude.
The waitret said, "Hey, stupid, that's a cigarette machine!"
The waitress correcting him, pointing out it's a cigarette machine.
"Well, look-a here, young waitret, would you care to make a bet,
Playfully challenging the waitress to a bet regarding the jukebox.
And if that there ain't a jukebox, you can smoke my cigarette!"
Asserting confidence that he is correct about the jukebox.
Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate,
Repeating the desire for the waitress to join him.
Eatin' out ain't cheatin', lord it ain't no disgrace.
Reiterating the view that dining out is not unfaithful.
Oh, bring me a Lone Star, make it a case
Requesting a Lone Star beer, emphasizing a case.
And, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate.
Again asking the waitress to join him.
You're the prettiest thing in Dallat, is Dallat your home?
Complimenting the waitress, suggesting she is the prettiest in Dallas.
No I come all the way from Houton and I feel so all alone.
Learning that she is not from Dallas but feels lonely.
I used to live in Autin then I come up to big D
Learning about the waitress's previous residence in Austin.
In hope to get my big break on national TV.
Her aspiration to find success on national TV.
Honey, I think I have what it takes to make you a star "But first...
Expressing belief in having the qualities to make her a star but with a condition.
Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate,
Reiterating the desire for the waitress to join him.
Eatin' ain't cheatin', lord it ain't no disgrace.
Stating the belief that dining out is not unfaithful.
Oh, bring me a Lone Star, make it a case
Requesting a Lone Star beer, emphasizing a case.
And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate.
Once again inviting the waitress to join him.
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