Lyrics
Of every inconvenience
Expressing annoyance or frustration with various inconveniences.
Of all the things that could slow me down you probably wish you'd seen this
Suggesting that witnessing the speaker's struggles might bring satisfaction to someone else.
Cuz when the karma comes it's your fence that falls down
Anticipating karmic consequences for someone else, particularly a downfall represented by a falling fence.
I was never the one
Denying personal responsibility or culpability.
To hope bad things would ever come your way
Expressing a reluctance to wish harm upon someone, but acknowledging evolving thoughts.
But as time unfolds
Reflecting on the passage of time and changing perspectives.
I thought of some things that I think would be funny
Contemplating humorous scenarios related to the individual in question.
I hope you step on a Lego and I hope it fucking hurts
Expressing a desire for the person to experience pain, particularly by stepping on a Lego.
And when
Transitioning to another negative scenario, focusing on the individual's perceived lack of empathy from others.
You hurt your elbow no one cares cause you're the worst
Emphasizing the indifference towards the person's suffering due to their perceived negative traits.
I hope
Reiterating the hope for unfavorable events to befall the person.
You get pulled over on your way to work
Wishing for an inconvenience during the person's commute to work.
So you run a little late
Describing a scenario where the person arrives late due to a traffic stop.
Wouldn't that be great
Expressing sarcasm about the perceived greatness of the person's tardiness.
For every hurdle that I jump
Highlighting personal achievements and juxtaposing them with wishes for discomfort.
I hope your underwear rides up
Wishing for a trivial but annoying occurrence, such as uncomfortable underwear.
I hope your parking break gets stuck and your socks get wet
Desiring multiple inconveniences, including a stuck parking brake and wet socks.
For all the times that I was nice
Referencing past kindnesses while continuing to wish for negative experiences.
Hope every commercial runs twice and then you trip and fall on ice
Expressing a desire for repetitive annoyances, like commercials, followed by a physical mishap.
As you lock yourself out of your car
Imagining a situation where the person locks themselves out of their car.
And no one comes to save you
Envisioning isolation and lack of assistance during the car-lockout scenario.
I hope you step on a Lego and I hope it fucking hurts
Repeating the wish for pain from stepping on a Lego.
And when
Reiterating the lack of empathy for the person's elbow pain.
You hurt your elbow no one cares cause you're the worst
Continuing the desire for negative experiences during the person's commute.
I hope
Repeating the indifference towards the person's elbow discomfort.
You get pulled over on your way to work
Persisting in the wish for inconveniences on the way to work.
So you run a little late
Imagining a scenario where the person is running late due to a traffic stop.
Wouldn't that be great
Reiterating sarcasm about the perceived greatness of the person's tardiness.
I hope you step on a Lego and I hope it fucking hurts
Repeating the desire for pain from stepping on a Lego.
And when
Reiterating the lack of empathy for the person's elbow pain.
You hurt your elbow no one cares cause you're the worst
Continuing the wish for negative experiences during the person's commute.
I hope
Repeating the indifference towards the person's elbow discomfort.
You get pulled over on your way to work
Persisting in the desire for inconveniences on the way to work.
So you run a little late
Imagining a scenario where the person is running late due to a traffic stop.
Wouldn't that be great
Reiterating sarcasm about the perceived greatness of the person's tardiness.
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