Ray Bouvier
Fateful Revelations: Ray Bouvier's Lottery Night
Lyrics
Ray Bouvier made me shoot the shoe
Ray Bouvier influenced me to shoot a shoe.
He won the local lottery and took us out
Ray Bouvier, after winning the local lottery, treated us to an outing.
We put a barricade down the middle of the bed
We created a barricade dividing the bed into two halves.
But that didn't stop me from looking down the barrel
Despite the barricade, I couldn't resist looking down the barrel.
Well I thought I was thinking, but apparently not
Although I believed I was contemplating, it seems I was mistaken.
Ray Bouvier made me shoot the shoe
Ray Bouvier compelled me to shoot the shoe again.
I kept the bullet as a souvenir and
I kept the bullet as a memento.
Took it to the knife show to carve out my name and the date
Visited a knife show to engrave my name and the date on the bullet.
But it was too heavy to wear around my neck
Realized it was too heavy to wear around my neck.
Well I thought I was thinking, but apparently not
Despite my thoughts, it appears I wasn't truly reflecting.
Ray Bouvier made me shoot the shoe
Ray Bouvier once again influenced me to shoot the shoe.
If Kristi kills me I'll know who told her
Fearful that Kristi might harm me based on information from Ray Bouvier.
We've never kept secrets from each other at all
Highlighting a history of transparency with Kristi.
But luckily, it wasn't her favorite pair
Fortunately, the shoe wasn't her favorite.
Well I thought I was thinking, but apparently not
Despite what I thought, my actions did not align with true contemplation.
Ray Bouvier made me shoot the shoe
Ray Bouvier persisted in influencing me to shoot the shoe.
Took us out drinking after he won the local lottery
Ray Bouvier treated us to drinks after winning the lottery.
We put a barricade down the middle of the bed
Once again, a barricade separated the bed into two halves.
But the smoke never cleared from the room, not at all
The aftermath of the evening remained, with smoke lingering in the room.
Well I thought I was thinking, but apparently not
Despite what I believed to be thoughtful, my actions suggested otherwise.
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