I Love Turtles
Revel in Rebellion: Unmasking Screeching Weasel's Anti-Led Zeppelin Anthem
Lyrics
I love turtles so much, they
I have a deep affection for turtles.
Make me wanna smile, yeah
Turtles bring joy and happiness to me.
I haven't seen a really cool turtle
I haven't encountered an exceptionally cool turtle in a significant amount of time.
In a long-ass while
It's been a while since I've seen an impressive turtle.
I like turtles, they make me happy (I do)
Turtles bring me happiness, and I genuinely like them.
I love turtles, ay (A turtle) hey, hey hey
I passionately love turtles, emphasizing the sentiment.
I really love the fuck outta turtles
Expressing intense love for turtles, possibly using strong language for emphasis.
Love them so much, man I really love Squirtle
Expressing love for Squirtle, a fictional turtle character.
Love their shells, their tails
Appreciating various aspects of turtles, including their shells and tails.
Their spirit's
Admiring the spirit or nature of turtles.
Every turtle go to heaven when they perish
Suggesting a belief that turtles go to heaven when they die.
Guess what I want, a turtle or a parrot
Undecided between wanting a turtle or a parrot as a pet.
I want a turtle, don't be a stupid bitch
Expressing a clear preference for a turtle over a parrot.
I love turtles, so I feed them carrots
Feeding turtles carrots as an act of care and affection.
If you don't love turtles
Suggesting a strong opinion that not loving turtles is undesirable.
You can kill yourself
Using strong language to express disapproval for those who don't love turtles.
I love turtles, I love turtles
Reiteration of love for turtles and their various features.
I really love the fuck outta turtles
-I really love the fuck outta turtles
-I love turtles, I love turtles
-Love their shells, love their hands
-I love turtles, that turtle's my mans
-I love turtles, I love turtles
-I love turtles, I love turtles
-How in the world could you not like turtles?
Rhetorical question emphasizing the universal appeal of turtles.
Everything they do and the way they fertile
Appreciating everything about turtles, including their reproductive capabilities.
Love their little turtle eggs
Expressing affection for turtle eggs, eyes, and legs.
Those turtle eyes, and the turtle legs
-I like turtles every day
Declaring a daily love for turtles.
Wake up in the mornin' and I say
Starting the day with a positive acknowledgment of love for turtles.
Dang, I really like turtles so much
Reiterating a strong liking for turtles.
You are bad if you eat turtles for lunch
Making a moral judgment against consuming turtles for lunch.
You are bad if you do not like a turtle
Labeling those who do not like turtles as "bad."
'Cause a turtle is a turtle
A philosophical statement emphasizing the essence of turtles being turtles.
And I really like those
Asserting that turtles are friends, brothers, sisters, and even acquaintances.
I like turtles, they're not your foes
-They're your friends, they're your bros
-They your sis, they your hoes
-I love turtles, yeah you already know
Emphasizing the already known love for turtles.
What it do? I don't know
An expression of uncertainty or lack of knowledge.
I got turtles on my brain (yeah)
Turtles are a significant thought on the individual's mind.
I love turtles, I love turtles
Reiteration of deep love for turtles and their various attributes.
I really love the fuck outta turtles
-I really love the fuck outta turtles
-I love turtles, I love turtles
-Love their shells, love their hands
-I love turtles, that turtle's my mans
-I love turtles, I love turtles
-I love turtles, I love turtles
-I love turtles, I love turtles
-I really love the fuck outta turtles
-I really love the fuck outta turtles
-I love turtles, I love turtles
-Love their shells, love their hands
-I love turtles, that turtle's my mans
-I love turtles, I love turtles
Final declarations of love for turtles.
I love turtles, I love turtles
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