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You can't tell me what toys I can play with
You have no authority to dictate which toys I choose to engage with.
You can't tell me not to grow my crops
You cannot impose restrictions on my agricultural activities.
You can't tell me which sex I can marry
You don't have the right to dictate my choice of marriage partner based on gender.
It's so scary the weird way that you watch
Observing in a peculiar or unsettling manner, creating discomfort.
Straight out of Ponyville:
Introduction to a character from Ponyville, setting the context.
Motherfucker named Twilight
Description of Twilight, a unicorn with magical abilities, and playful behavior.
Don't call her Belle
-Sweetie Belle raise hell and
-Beat you in barfight she's unicorn
-Horn got the force move
-Shit around and teleport but she's a pony
-That's a horse that will, but of course
-Cavort for sport
-Like Spike on Rarity, Clydesdale clarity
References to various ponies with distinctive traits and characteristics.
There's the horse that I hunger for:
-Fluttershy got those butter
-Thighs bumblesweet
-But a little bit of mumblecore
-Pinkemena is mean motherfucker pulling
Mention of Pinkemena and Rainbow Dash engaging in mischief without concern for consequences.
Pranks with Rainbow Dash
-And they don't give a fuck if your shit's
-Fucked up they're gonna fall back and laugh
-You can't tell me what toys I can play with
Reiteration of the theme expressing independence from external control.
You can't tell me not to grow my crops
-You can't tell me which sex I can marry
-It's so scary the weird way that you watch
-You know the type:
Depiction of a type of character that evokes contemplation of suicide, contrasted with Pinkie Pie's energetic personality.
Make you think about suicide
-They're so super hype
-Then you know my pinkie pie so freakafied
-Whatever sweets inside won't suffice
-Dash is the lass with the rainbow mane
Description of Dash's quick and cool demeanor, emphasizing her abilities.
Pass so fast make you lose your cool
-She's a mine detector, a cloud collector
-When's the last time you
-Heard a rainbow BOOM?
-Every time somebody rocks a rainbow
Explaining the reaction to the display of rainbow-themed elements, maintaining a carefree attitude.
Like R2 or Lucky Charms
-They gotta get all aggro back in the backroom
-Make sure nobody is doing anybody any harm
-Bunch of baloney, just a bunch of ponies:
Dismissing negativity as nonsense, promoting the positive aspects of friendship.
Save that horseshit for your barn
-The only danger in this manger's
-Finding friendship on the farm, what!
-You can't tell me what toys I can play with
Restatement of the theme asserting personal freedom and rejecting external restrictions.
You can't tell me not to grow my crops
-You can't tell me which sex I can marry
-It's so scary the weird way that you watch
-Don't talk smack, unless they force you
Cautious acknowledgment of Applejack's strength, with a playful reference to her horseshoe.
If it's Applejack
-You might taste her horseshoe
-Help out with the harvest if she requests it
-Her heart is the part
-That is heavily invested
-Herd not a pack with
Highlighting unity and diversity among ponies, rejecting panic and embracing friendship as magic.
Some stand back dramatics
-Don't panic: I'm gonna stampede
-Through the static you heard that it's wack
-Heard friendship is magic
-Better than back in the paddock
-Some ponies know their cutie marks
Celebration of individuality and the desire for a more enjoyable life if people were like ponies.
And some must crusade
-Some people know their role in life
-And some others must wait
-I love My Little Pony
-My Little Pony is great
-I wish that people were ponies
-Then life wouldn't be lame
-You can't tell me what toys I can play with
Reiteration of the theme of resisting external control and societal expectations.
You can't tell me not to grow my crops
-You can't tell me which sex I can marry
-It's so scary the weird way that you watch
-You can't tell me what toys I can play with
Continued emphasis on personal freedom and resistance to societal norms.
You can't tell me not to grow my crops
-You can't tell me which sex I can marry
-It's so scary the weird way that you watch
-You can't tell me what toys I can play with
Final assertion of autonomy and critique of societal scrutiny.
You can't tell me not to grow my crops
-You can't tell me which sex I can marry
-It's so scary the weird way that you watch
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