Boxers on Backwards
Unlucky Charms: Boxers on Backwards
Lyrics
I got my boxers on backwards
I have put on my boxers backward
It just doesn't matter
The orientation of the boxers is not important or relevant
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
I won't have romantic or intimate success tonight
I got my boxers on backwards
My boxers are worn and torn
They're stained and a tattered
The condition of the boxers doesn't affect the outcome
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
No chance of getting lucky romantically
Well I ain't took a shower and my breath is mighty sour
I haven't taken a shower, and my breath is unpleasant
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
No romantic prospects due to hygiene and breath issues
I could spread my cent until it's all spent
I could spend money, but it won't change my luck
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
No expectation of romantic success despite spending
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
No luck in romance tonight
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
No luck in romance tonight (repeated)
I got my boxers on backwards
Boxers are still on backward, and it doesn't matter
It just doesn't matter
No expectation of getting lucky romantically
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
Reiteration of the lack of romantic prospects
Some girls like ya stinky and drunk with your drinky
Some girls may like a disheveled appearance, but not tonight
But I ain't a drinkin' tonight
Not drinking tonight despite potential preferences
I'm stone cold sober and I dance like an ogre
Sober and awkward dancing, no romantic success
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
No luck in romance tonight
Well I'm feelin' kinda shy and I'm an odd kinda guy
Feeling shy and odd, reducing chances of romance
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
No luck in romance tonight
I'm feelin' mighty borin and I'd rather be snorin'
Feeling boring, preferring sleep over romance
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
No romantic prospects due to dull mood
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
No luck in romance tonight (repeated)
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
-I got my boxers on backwards
Boxers are still on backward, and it doesn't matter
It just doesn't matter
No expectation of getting lucky romantically
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
Reiteration of the lack of romantic prospects
I could turn my boxers round, go out on the town
Could change boxers' orientation, but it won't help
But I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
No luck in romance tonight despite changing boxers
I ate some leftover beans and it's a sure thing
Ate something that may ruin romantic chances
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
No luck in romance tonight due to dietary choices
Well I know I ain't appealin' with my sad lonesome feelin'
Not appealing due to sad and lonesome feelings
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
No luck in romance tonight
Gonna curl up to my doggie and sleep like a loggie
Opting to sleep with a dog instead of seeking romance
I'll be feelin' lucky tonight
Feeling lucky in the sense of finding comfort in sleep
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
No luck in romance tonight (repeated)
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
-I got my boxers on backwards
Boxers are still on backward, and it doesn't matter
It just doesn't matter
No expectation of getting lucky romantically
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
Reiteration of the lack of romantic prospects
Got my boxers on backwards
Boxers are still on backward, and it doesn't matter
It just doesn't matter
No expectation of getting lucky romantically
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
Reiteration of the lack of romantic prospects
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