Before He Cheats
Revenge Unleashed: Unmasking Betrayal in Mike Maimone's Melody
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Right now, he's probably slow dancin'
He's likely dancing slowly
With some bleached-blond twink
With a young man with bleached blonde hair
who's trying to get frisky
Who's attempting to be sexually forward
Right now, he's probably buyin' him
He's probably purchasing a girly drink
some fruity little drink
Because he doesn't handle strong alcohol well
'Cause he can't shoot whiskey
He's likely close behind the other man
Right now, he's probably up behind him
Teaching him how to play pool
With his pool stick showin' him how to
Unaware
Shoot a combo / And he don't know
The singer has damaged the car
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty
She used a baseball bat to damage the headlights
little souped-up four-wheel drive
She has punctured all four tires
Carved my name into his leather seats
He might reconsider his actions in the future
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
He's possibly engaged in a less refined version of a Cher performance
I slashed a hole in all four tires
He's claiming he's intoxicated
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
He thinks he'll be fortunate tonight
Right now, he's probably up doing some
Unaware
White-trash version of some Cher karaoke
The singer has damaged the car
Right now, he's probably sayin' "I'm drunk"
The singer has marked her name on the seats
And my man's thinkin' that he's gonna get lucky
She used a baseball bat to damage the headlights
Right now, he's probably dabbin' on
She has punctured all four tires
Three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo
He might reconsider his actions in the future
And he don't know
Unaware
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty
He's unaware of the damage done to his car
little souped-up four-wheel drive
He's unaware of the name carved on the seats
Carved my name into his leather seats
He's unaware of the damage to the headlights
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
He's unaware of the slashed tires
I slashed a hole in all four tires
He might reconsider his actions in the future
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
-He don't know
He's unaware of the damage done to his car
He don't know
He's unaware of the name carved on the seats
He don't know
He's unaware of the damage to the headlights
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty
He's unaware of the slashed tires
little souped-up four-wheel drive
He might reconsider his actions in the future
Carved my name into his leather seats
-I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
-I slashed a hole in all four tires
-Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
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