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Right now, he's probably slow dancin'
He is likely dancing slowly at the moment.
With a bleached-blond tramp and she's probably gettin' frisky
He is dancing with a blonde woman, and she is likely getting flirtatious.
Right now, he's probably buyin' her some fruity little drink
He is probably buying her a sweet alcoholic drink because she can't handle whiskey.
'Cause she can't shoot whiskey
She lacks the ability to drink whiskey.
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick
He is behind her, teaching her how to play pool.
Showin' her how to shoot a combo
He is demonstrating how to execute a combination shot in pool.
And he don't know
He is unaware of the singer's actions.
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
The singer vandalized his fancy four-wheel drive with her key.
Carved my name into his leather seats
She carved her name into the leather seats of his car.
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
She used a baseball bat to smash both headlights of his car.
I slashed a hole in all four tires
She punctured all four tires of his car.
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Expressing hope that he'll think twice before cheating in the future.
Right now, she's probably up singing some
Now, the woman he cheated with is likely singing a less refined version of Shania Twain's songs.
White-trash version of Shania karaoke
She's proclaiming her intoxication, while he thinks he's about to have a fortunate encounter.
Right now, she's probably sayin' "I'm drunk"
He is applying cheap cologne in the bathroom, oblivious to the singer's actions.
And he's a-thinkin' that he's gonna get lucky
He remains unaware of the singer's revenge.
Right now, he's probably dabbin' on
Reiterating the singer's destructive actions on his car.
Three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo
He is still clueless about the singer's retaliation.
Oh, and he don't know
Repeating the chorus, emphasizing the keying of the car.
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Repeating the vandalization of his car with a Louisville slugger.
Carved my name into his leather seats
Repeating the carving of her name into his leather seats.
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Repeating the destruction of both headlights with a baseball bat.
I slashed a hole in all four tires
Repeating the slashing of all four tires.
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Reiterating the hope that he'll learn from this experience.
I might have saved a little trouble for the next girl
Suggesting that the singer has created problems for his future relationships.
A-'cause the next time that he cheats
If he cheats again, it won't be the singer he cheats on.
Oh, you know it won't be on me
Emphasizing that the singer won't tolerate future infidelity.
No, not on me
Repeating the singer's destructive actions on his car.
'Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Repeating the carving of her name into his leather seats.
Carved my name into his leather seats
Repeating the destruction of both headlights with a baseball bat.
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Repeating the slashing of all four tires.
I slashed a hole in all four tires
Reiterating the hope that he'll learn from this experience.
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Repeating the plea for him to think before cheating.
Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Reiterating the hope that he'll learn from this experience.
Oh, before he cheats
Reiterating the plea for him to think before cheating.
Oh-oh
Concluding with a final plea for him to consider the consequences before cheating.
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