Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car

Costly Drive: A Dark Symphony of Hubcaps and Consequences
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Lyrics

Your hubcaps cost more than my car

Your hubcaps are more expensive than my entire car.

And your car cost more than my house

Your car costs more than my house.

Your house cost more than I

Your house is more expensive than what I could earn in twenty years.

Could make in twenty years

Expressing the vast difference in wealth between the speaker and the subject.

But your balloon cost the same as mine

Despite the disparities, both have balloons of the same cost.


As you drive away, I laugh with my friends

As the subject drives away, the speaker laughs with friends, hinting at a sinister motive.

'Cause I just cost you your life

The speaker claims to have cost the subject their life, suggesting a threat or harm.

And when they find your body

Anticipating the discovery of the subject's body.

Slumped over the wheel

The subject is found dead while driving.

I'll be in bed soundly asleep

The speaker will be peacefully asleep when the discovery is made.


Your epitaph was written by a Cardinal

The subject's epitaph is written by a Cardinal, possibly highlighting their societal status or religious affiliation.

Your coffin was carved out of a tree

The subject's coffin is made from a tree, a common practice, but the details may have symbolic significance.

Your funeral was attended by thousands

The funeral is grand and well-attended, contrasting with the sinister tone of the speaker's actions.

But your overdose was arranged by me

The speaker orchestrated the subject's overdose, implying a premeditated act of harm.

As I read the morning paper

The speaker casually reads the morning paper, possibly seeing the news about the subject's death.

I laugh with my friends

Laughing with friends again, suggesting a lack of remorse or empathy.

I just took out a man of God

The speaker reveals they took out a man of God, possibly emphasizing the audacity of their actions.

He is survived by seven

Noting the family left behind by the deceased subject.

Kids and precious wife

The subject had seven kids and a wife, underscoring the impact of their death.

He died of unknown causes in his car

Stating the cause of death as unknown, potentially indicating a successful cover-up by the speaker.

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