The Big Dee Jay
The Big Dee Jay Revelry: Unveiling the Charismatic World of a Disc Jockey
Lyrics
I'm a disc jockey remarkably cocky
I am a confident and self-assured disc jockey.
With every good reason to be
I have valid reasons to be confident in my role.
And I'll say it though maybe I oughtn't
I will express my confidence, even if it may not be advisable.
I'm really most frightfully important
I consider myself extremely important.
All the teenagers though simply outrageous
Teenagers, despite being outrageous, believe and trust my words.
Believe every word that I say
My influence is significant among teenagers.
I get the new records as soon as they're in
I receive the latest records promptly.
Then pick out the ones that create the most din and
I select records that create the most noise.
Fools go and by everything that I spin
Foolish people buy everything I play on the radio.
I'm the big dee jay, the big dee jay
I am the prominent and influential disc jockey.
I'm a disc jockey and aren't people lucky
People are fortunate to have me as a disc jockey.
To have such a fellow as me
I can sell even the simplest musical piece by playing it on the radio.
I could sell them the simplest arpeggio
My listeners are captivated by my words.
By lugging it over the radio
I can make even mundane things interesting through the radio.
Though my fans bore me they simply adore me
Although my fans may bore me, they adore me.
And hang on each word that I say
They hang on every word I say.
They sit there enraptured when I'm on the air
Listeners are enraptured when I am on the air.
Then write in and ask for a lock of my hair
They write in and request even a lock of my hair.
It's part of the cross I'm committed to bear
This adoration is a burden I must bear.
I'm the big dee jay, the big dee jay
I am the prominent and influential disc jockey (repeated line).
The publishers greet me with counterfeit glee
Publishers show false enthusiasm when they meet me.
They fawn t my feet for a favour from me
They seek favors from me and treat me with excessive praise.
That's why all my wining and dining is free
As a result, all the wining and dining experiences are provided for free.
I'm the big dee jay, the big dee jay
I am the prominent and influential disc jockey (repeated line).
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