Horse's Arse
Unfortunate Encounters: A Tale of Mishaps with Equines
Lyrics
I got my hand stuck in a horse's arse
I experienced an unusual situation where my hand got stuck in a horse's rear end.
I was running when I tripped and fell
While running, I tripped and fell.
And I lost the egg and I lost the spoon
I lost an egg and a spoon during the incident.
And I lost the race as well
As a result, I also lost a race.
Now I'm stood here by that horse's arse
I am now standing near the horse's rear end.
Waiting impatiently
Impatiently waiting for something.
For the horse to guff
Anticipating the horse to release gas (guff).
And release my stuff
Hoping that the release will free my belongings.
As I need the spoon to stir my tea
I need the spoon to stir my tea.
I got my foot stuck in a horse's arse
My foot got stuck in a horse's rear end.
I was practicing my tai chi in the barn
I was practicing tai chi in a barn.
And I lost my sock and I lost my shoe
Lost a sock and a shoe during the practice.
And I lost my inner calm
Lost my inner calm due to the incident.
Now I'm stood here waiting by the horse's arse
Waiting by the horse's rear end for an extended period.
For a stupid amount of time
Waiting for lost items in horse's excrement.
For my sock and shoe
Specifically, waiting for the sock and shoe.
In a horse's poo
Discovering that the horse claims ownership of the items.
But the horse said "Now they're mine!"
The horse jokingly says, "Now they're mine!"
(Alright! Walk me to the glue factory, etc.)
(The lyrics include an exclamation, possibly indicating a change in tone or expression.)
I got my head stuck in a horse's arse
My head got stuck in a horse's rear end.
It's an incident I'm trying to forget
Describing the incident as something to forget.
For I lost my brand new spectacles
Lost brand new spectacles during the mishap.
And I lost my career as a vet
Also lost a career as a vet.
Now I'm stood here by that horse's arse
Standing near the horse's rear end once again.
My day isn't going as I planned
The day is not going as planned.
For I have to wait
Waiting for the horse.
For my equine mate
Waiting for the horse to assist with the situation.
To plop my varifocals in my hand
Anticipating the horse to release my lost spectacles.
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