A Freak
Navigating Chaos: A Freak's Journey Through Boozy Adventures
Lyrics
We woke up one Sunday morning
We started our day on a Sunday morning.
Bought a thousand dollar van
We purchased a van worth a thousand dollars.
Picked the boys up on the west side
We picked up our friends on the west side of town.
Now I don't know where I am
I am now disoriented and don't know my location.
But tonight would have gone way smoother had we had more beer
The evening would have been better if we had more beer.
Buggered off to find a grocery store
We left to search for a grocery store.
Get a 40 and some gum
We aimed to buy a 40-ounce bottle and some gum.
Feeling lonely got a girly mag
Feeling lonely, I got a girly magazine for company.
A little gloss to keep me warm
A little glamour from the magazine to comfort me.
But tonight would have gone way smoother had we had more beer
The night would have been smoother with more beer.
Now Marky's lost
Marky is currently lost.
Poor Tim is trapped in conversation
Tim is stuck in an awkward conversation.
And Fil was saved
Fil was saved by the constant aggravation we provide.
By all our constant aggravation
Our constant aggravation helped Fil.
Hey there pea soup did you see that show?
Greeting someone named pea soup and asking if they saw a show.
Hey there pepsi did you see?
Greeting someone named pepsi and asking if they saw something.
We'll make sure to come this way again
We promise to return and ensure your free entry.
We'll make sure you get in free
We commit to ensuring your free admission next time.
But tonight would have gone way smoother had we had more beer
The night would have been better with more beer.
I saw Gullage at the show last night
I encountered Gullage at the show last night.
She said we played her favorite song
Gullage mentioned that we played her favorite song.
Some fat kid told me we saved his life
A overweight person claimed we saved his life.
What the hell is going on
Expressing confusion about the events unfolding.
But tonight would have gone way smoother had we had more beer
The night would have been smoother with more beer.
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