Lyrics
Why you going out with that gold's gym guy?
Questioning why the person is dating someone associated with Gold's Gym.
I saw you kissing him on the fourth of July
Observation of the person kissing the Gold's Gym guy on Independence Day.
Baby, can't you see I got tears in my eyes?
Expressing emotional pain with tears in the eyes due to the situation.
Why you going out with that gold's gym guy?
Reiteration of the confusion about the choice of the Gold's Gym guy.
Baby's got a thing for muscle bound jocks
Describing the baby's attraction to muscular individuals.
I collapse a lung just taking off my socks
Humorous exaggeration of personal physical challenges when undressing.
I'm holed up in the closet and I'm pettin' my fox
Comic portrayal of being in the closet, possibly metaphorical, and petting a fox.
She treats me like I got a bad case of small pox, but
Feeling neglected, as if having a contagious disease (smallpox).
Why you going out with that gold's gym guy?
Repetition of the question regarding the choice of the Gold's Gym guy.
I saw you kissing him on the fourth of July
Recollection of witnessing the person kissing the Gold's Gym guy on a specific date.
Baby, can't you see I got tears in my eyes?
Reiteration of emotional distress with tears in the eyes.
Why you going out with that gold's gym guy?
Continued confusion and questioning of the relationship choice.
He's got a big truck, and it's bigger than my dump
Describing the Gold's Gym guy's impressive truck and wealth comparison.
It's bigger than the bank account of donald trump
Exaggeration of the Gold's Gym guy's financial status compared to Donald Trump.
It's bigger than the feeling that I've got in my rump
Exaggerated comparison of the truck's size to personal feelings.
He's got as many brains as a gasoline pump, but
Criticizing the Gold's Gym guy's intelligence with a gasoline pump analogy.
Why you going out with that gold's gym guy?
Repeated questioning of the choice to be with the Gold's Gym guy.
I saw you kissing him on the fourth of July
Reiteration of witnessing the person kissing the Gold's Gym guy on a specific date.
Baby, can't you see I got tears in my eyes?
Expressing ongoing emotional distress with tears in the eyes.
Why you going out with that gold's gym guy?
Continued confusion and questioning of the relationship choice.
He shaves his legs and so I asked him if he was bi
Noting the Gold's Gym guy's grooming habits and asking about his sexual orientation.
He grabbed me 'round the throat and said, prepare to die
Describing a hostile encounter when questioning the Gold's Gym guy.
Everybody says that I'm a nicer guy
Claiming to be a nicer person compared to the Gold's Gym guy.
But he's like malathion, I'm a simple med fly, yeah
Metaphorical comparison, depicting the Gold's Gym guy as harmful (malathion) and oneself as simple.
Why you going out with that gold's gym guy?
Repetition of the question regarding the choice of the Gold's Gym guy.
I saw you kissing him on the fourth of July
Recollection of witnessing the person kissing the Gold's Gym guy on a specific date.
Baby, can't you see I got tears in my eyes?
Reiteration of emotional distress with tears in the eyes.
Why you going out with that gold's gym guy?
Final questioning and confusion about the relationship choice.
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