Keanu Reeves
Embracing Keanu's Essence: A Musical Ode to Strength and Resilience
Lyrics
Un, dos, tres, qua
Introduction, counting in Spanish
Theme from Rocky
Referencing the theme song from the movie "Rocky"
The theme from speed
Reference to the theme from the movie "Speed"
They all end with me wishing
Reflecting on how those themes conclude with a desire to be like Keanu Reeves
That I was Keanu Reeves
Expressing the desire to be Keanu Reeves
Cause Keanu is sweet
Highlighting positive attributes of Keanu: his sweetness, strength, and not accepting being told he's wrong
Keanu is strong
-He'll fuck your shit up
-If you try tell him he was wrong
-Motherfucker
Strong emphasis (expletive)
He acted in
Comparing Keanu's extensive movie roles, particularly the "Matrix" trilogy, with the listener's lesser acting roles
The Matrix trilogy
-That's three more movies than
-You and you and me
-Cause he's fucking Keanu Reeves
Repeated emphasis on being like Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
-Keanu Reeves
-Keanu Reeves
-I grew to dislike
Expressing disdain for Dennis Hopper's character after trying to harm Keanu's character in "Speed"
Dennis Hopper after speed
-He tried to blow Keanu Reeves to smithereens
-But rookied out
-Don't try to typecast him as an action movie star
Advising against limiting Keanu to action movies, citing his diverse roles, like "A Walk in the Clouds" with Charlize Theron
Because he also acted in a walk in the clouds
-With good old Charlize, Charlize
-Keanu is better than you
Asserting Keanu's superiority over the listener, praising his qualities and contrasting them with Charlize Theron
God damn, Charlize its true
-Keanu is better than you
-Cause he's fucking Keanu Reeves
Repetition of the desire to be like Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
-Keanu Reeves
-Keanu Reeves
-The theme from Rocky
Reflecting on how themes from movies make the speaker wish they were like Keanu Reeves
The theme from speed
-They all end with me wishing
-That I was on my knees
-Giving it it to Keanu Reeves
Expressing a willingness to submit or idolize Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
-Keanu Reeves
-Keanu Reeves
-Cause he's fucking Keanu Reeves
Reiteration of the desire to be like Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
-Keanu Reeves
-Keanu Reeves
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