Fights
Spocking Tyrants: Skankin' Pickle's Musical Message Against Senseless Fights
Lyrics
If spock were really real
If Spock were genuinely existent
I'd have him in our band
I would include him in our musical group
And all he'd ever do
His sole focus would be
Is look for tyrants in the crowd
To identify oppressors in the audience
And trouble makers they'd beware
Troublemakers, be cautious
Cause when there is a need
When there's a necessity
A Spock hold will be waiting for the boys in asile B
A Spock-style intervention awaits in aisle B for the boys
You slam like you're in football
Your aggressive behavior resembles football tackles
And you wonder why we're mad
And you wonder why we're upset
Instead you should be in bands
You should be part of music bands
Like Warrant, you are rad
Like Warrant, where you would fit well
I want you to enjoy yourself
I want you to have a good time
Crazy as can be
As wild as possible
But coul dyou stop hitting me like your number 43.
But could you refrain from hitting me like you're number 43
This is such a stupid scene
This situation is absurd
When fighting is involved
When fights occur
Everyone's supposed to be in tightly unity
Everyone should be tightly united
But every time I look away
But each time I divert my attention
A fight is in the crowd
A fight breaks out in the audience
It takes away the fun from me
It diminishes the enjoyment for me
And you and you and you.
And you, and you, and you
George Forman is a fighter
George Forman is known for boxing
The same said for Ali
The same goes for Ali
But the fights I see and hear
But the fights I witness
Are more like Nazis in a comedy
Resemble more like a comedic portrayal of Nazis
So next time someone bothers you
So the next time someone annoys you
JNust walk away from them
Just walk away from them
And listen to Gerry play this happy gem.
And listen to Gerry play this joyful tune
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