Lyrics
I bet you were a tall drink of water
I perceive you as an attractive person
When you walked into this place seven hours ago
When you entered this venue seven hours ago
But ten drinks later, just look at your face
After consuming ten drinks, your appearance has changed
Three sheets and they're ready to blow
You are heavily intoxicated and on the verge of trouble
The lights are barely on in this bar but I can see what you're
The bar is dimly lit, but I can observe your intentions
Thinkin' that your chances look up the more you're drinking
You believe your chances improve with more drinking
So belly on up and throw another one down
Approach the bar and order another drink
And keep telling yourself you're the man
Convince yourself that you are impressive
But it ain't your night, mister
This isn't your fortunate night, sir
And I ain't your woman
I am not the woman you seek, as I am not easily swayed
Cuz I ain't as easy as you drink I am
Emphasizing that I am not as easy as you presume when you're drunk
Now some boys it goes to their muscles, hey yeah
Some men show off their strength in such situations
And some boys it goes to their head
Others let alcohol affect their judgment
And sometimes it goes to that particular place
Alluding to intimate desires that cloud rational thinking
That makes 'em think your boots belong by their bed
Suggesting inappropriate advances with boots by the bed
You think you're some kinda juke joint king
You think highly of yourself in this social setting
You can buy me a drink but I ain't givin' up a thing
Buying a drink won't lead to any romantic involvement
So belly on up and throw another one down
Encouraging to have another drink
And keep telling yourself you're the man
Reinforcing the illusion that you are a confident man
But it ain't your night, mister
Reiterating that tonight is not in your favor
And I ain't your woman
Asserting that I am not the woman you are looking for
Cuz I ain't as easy as you drink I am
Stating that I am not easily influenced by alcohol
You're spitting out words like some clumsy Casanova
You are expressing words clumsily like an unsuccessful seducer
Thinking that you got me impressed
Believing that your words have impressed me
Something 'bout trucks and your dog and your momma
Mentioning irrelevant details about trucks, dogs, and family
With your eyes tattooed on my chest
Imagining a strong connection with your gaze fixed on me
You're gonna wake up with the devil and pay for your sin
Warning of consequences for your actions
But this time tomorrow you can run it back again
Despite the consequences, you may repeat the same behavior
So belly on up and throw another one down
Encouraging to have yet another drink
And keep telling yourself you're the man
Reaffirming the belief that you are a confident individual
But it ain't your night, mister
Emphasizing that tonight is not favorable for you
And I ain't your woman
Reiterating that I am not the woman you seek
Cuz I ain't as easy as you drink I am
Stating once again that I am not easily influenced by alcohol
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