Labrador Meat
Exploring Ethical Consumption: Stinkbrute's Provocative Take
Lyrics
Free Range labrador meat
Referring to the consumption of Labrador meat obtained from animals raised in a free-range environment.
Humanely stunned in gas chambers
Ironically suggests the use of gas chambers to stun the animals before slaughter, mocking the idea of humane treatment.
Ethically Sourced from your local slaughterhouse
Highlighting the supposed ethical sourcing of the meat from a local slaughterhouse, possibly as a sarcastic statement.
Tell me what breed is your favorite
Inquiring about the preferred breed of dog, implying a willingness to prepare meat accordingly.
I'll make sure the meat is tender
Promising to ensure the tenderness of the meat, possibly in jest or dark humor.
And save the blood for later
Suggesting the collection or preservation of blood for later use, possibly for cooking or other purposes.
Free range Poodle Milk
Referencing the production of milk from free-range Poodles, possibly in a satirical manner.
Only for the most exquisite tastes
Indicating exclusivity or rarity in taste preferences for this particular milk.
Cutesi poodles running from me
Describing the cuteness of Poodles, possibly contrasting with the intention of using them for milk production.
They know I'm coming for the tiddies
Suggesting an intention to obtain milk from Poodles, despite their attempts to evade or escape.
How I love chewing the flesh out of their bones
Expressing a perverse enjoyment in consuming the flesh of dogs, specifically mentioning bone consumption.
What? You don't eat chickens?
Rhetorically questioning someone's aversion to eating chickens, potentially as a comparison or ironic remark.
What's wrong with a bit of chiwawa here and there?
Suggesting the consumption of Chihuahua meat, possibly as a provocation or to challenge societal norms regarding food choices.
I hear the best milk is St. Bernard's
Claiming a belief that St. Bernard's milk is of superior quality, possibly in a satirical or exaggerated manner.
Hey calm down, they are free range
Attempting to reassure or calm someone down about the source of free-range animals being used.
Bulldog bacon is the fucking best
Expressing a strong preference for bacon made from Bulldogs, possibly in a provocative or shocking manner.
I wish dogs could lay eggs, I'd be all up in that shit
Humorously expressing a desire for dogs to lay eggs, indicating a willingness to consume dog-related products in various forms.
But hey, let's not get rilled up, as long as you're being consistent, you can be mad at this song
Suggesting that despite the controversial nature of the song's lyrics, consistency in opinion is more important than being upset about the song itself.
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