In Spite of Ourselves
Love's Quirky Dance: In Spite of Ourselves
Lyrics
She don't like her eggs all runny
She prefers her eggs not runny
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
She finds crossing her legs amusing
She looks down her nose at money
She looks down on the importance of money
She gets it on like the Easter Bunny
She is passionate and lively like the Easter Bunny
She's my baby, I'm her honey
She is the speaker's significant other
I'm never gonna let her go
The speaker is committed to not letting her go
He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays
A man who hasn't been intimate for a long time
Caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies
The man was caught sniffing the speaker's underwear
He ain't too sharp but he gets things done
Despite not being very bright, he is effective
Drinks his beer like it's oxygen
He drinks beer enthusiastically
He's my baby, I'm his honey
He is the speaker's significant other
I'm never gonna let him go
The speaker is committed to not letting him go
In spite of ourselves we'll end up a-sittin' on a rainbow
Despite challenges, they will experience happiness
Against all odds, honey we're the big door-prize
They will succeed against all odds
We're gonna spite our noses right off of our faces
They will defy conventional expectations
There won't be nothin' but big ol' hearts dancin' in our eyes
They will only have love and joy in their eyes
She thinks all my jokes are corny
She finds the speaker's jokes cheesy
Convict movies make her horny
Watching convict movies arouses her
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs
She has unique preferences, like ketchup on scrambled eggs
Swears like a sailor when she shaves her legs
She curses like a sailor during personal grooming
She takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'
She endures challenges resiliently
I'm never gonna let her go
The speaker is committed to not letting her go
He's got more balls than a big brass monkey
He is brave and daring
A whacked-out weirdo and a love bugged junkie
He is eccentric and deeply in love
Sly as a fox crazy as a loon
He is clever and crazy
Payday comes and he's a-howlin' at the moon
He eagerly waits for payday
He's my baby, I don't mean maybe
He is the speaker's significant other
I'm never gonna let him go
The speaker is committed to not letting him go
In spite of ourselves we'll end up a-sittin' on a rainbow
Despite challenges, they will experience happiness
Against all odds, honey we're the big door-prize
They will succeed against all odds
We're gonna spite our noses right off of our faces
They will defy conventional expectations
There won't be nothin' but big ol' hearts dancin' in our eyes
They will only have love and joy in their eyes
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