Skin Yarmulke
Eccentric Tales: Unveiling Life's Quirks Through Skin Yarmulke Lyrics
Lyrics
Yo a yo
Expression to grab attention.
When he's not engaged in FemDom
When not involved in Female Dominance.
With his Friend's Moms
Engaging with friends' mothers.
He tried to get this nigga E
Attempted to persuade someone named E to use racial slurs.
To drop some n-bombs
Reference to racial slurs.
Factoid, had to take a day to pen psalms
Took a day to write psalms (songs or poems).
That's the only time he's in a state of zen
Only experiences a state of zen when writing psalms.
Calm otherwise, he's told he's kind of antsy
Generally described as antsy.
No matter where I go a
People attempt to embarrass him wherever he goes.
Centerfold is tryna' pants me
Encounters from women trying to expose him.
He sent her to the store for
Sends a woman to buy condoms and explicit magazines.
Rubbers and some thugger shit magnum XL?
Specifies a preference for snugger fit condoms.
Nah, lifestyle snugger fit's, hah
Comments on a woman's attitude.
Yo damn shorty, yous a smugger prick
Refers to a woman as arrogant.
And nowadays he only mess
Now only associates with environmentally conscious women.
With tree hugger chicks
Specifically interested in women who care for nature.
Natural type to trim her
Describes a woman who trims her armpits with shrubbery.
Armpit's with shrubbers
Uses natural products for cosmetics.
She be gettin' her cosmetics
Describes a woman's resourcefulness.
From the kitchen cupboard
Indicates a woman who drives eco-friendly cars.
That means that baby girl is dough efficient
Implies a slower-paced holiday season.
She push the whips with the low emissions
Desires financial success before facing challenges.
It's lookin' like a slower Christmas
Expresses urgency to achieve goals before difficulties arise.
And a thin Hanukkah tryna' get the bread
Reference to having a circumcised penis.
Before he has a skin yarmulke, hah
Desire to achieve financial success before facing difficulties.
Yo a yo
Repetition of the attention-grabbing expression.
Blaspheme ya mother and her ass cream
Insults someone's mother and refers to a sexual act.
Same Lass had me smothered in my last dream
Shares a dream involving a woman who controlled him.
Roll the dice on Jasmine
Refers to taking chances with a woman named Jasmine.
Uncovered pipe tryst, no Yasmin (yikes)
Details a risky encounter without protection.
Hah, you still ignore me?
Asks if the listener still ignores him.
Thought it was a sore
Believed a sore was present, but it turns out to be a wart.
But it feel a little warty
Revelation of a health issue.
(I got genital warts now)
Confirmation of a medical condition.
Never heard a realer story rather dilatory
Describes a delayed and genuine story.
When applying his depilatory (Jesus Christ)
Application of a hair removal product.
Got a cumbersome 40 year old madame
Describes a mature woman in an awkward situation.
Up under his shorty, but I ain't mad at em
Someone involved with a mature woman, but no resentment.
Told Adam and his seedy friend
Shared the situation with Adam and a friend who likes EDM.
Who's real weedy and only bumps EDM
Reference to recreational drug use and musical preferences.
See me when she got a dole for a capsule
Encounter involving a capsule.
Around the bend sneak it by
Attempt to discreetly access a location.
The pole and the latch-pull
Describes a secretive action around a pole and latch-pull.
Cause Santa gave him coal in a satchel
Received a disappointing gift from Santa.
Tryna' hit the goal before a
Desires to achieve a goal before facing challenges.
Hole's in his natural i'm comin' at you
Expresses determination to overcome obstacles.
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