Lyrics
His heart organ was where it should be
His heart organ was in its normal position.
His brain was in his arse
His brain seemed to be located in an unconventional place, possibly a metaphor for foolishness or irrational thinking.
His hand was well out of his pocket
His hand was comfortably out of his pocket, suggesting a lack of concern or urgency.
His psyche's in the hearth
His psyche, or mental state, is metaphorically described as being in the hearth, possibly alluding to a sense of warmth or familiarity.
Had a beard which was weird
He had a strange beard.
Some time ago heard Ramones in '81
He recalls hearing the Ramones in 1981, possibly reflecting on past experiences and influences.
Has a Spanish guitar
He possesses a Spanish guitar, which may be a symbol of cultural appreciation or personal interests.
Real ale, curry as well - sophisticate!
He enjoys real ale and curry, signifying a sophisticated taste or lifestyle.
Spanish guitar doesn't get far
The Spanish guitar doesn't have much success in his computer teaching job, suggesting a disconnect between personal interests and professional life.
In computer teaching job
Continuing the theme of his job, possibly hinting at dissatisfaction or incongruence with his career.
His dreamgirl sings adverts for the Weetabix
His ideal woman is featured in Weetabix adverts, possibly indicating a preference for a stereotypical or commercial image of beauty.
A fancied wit that's imitation of Rumpole of Bailey
He aspires to a wit reminiscent of Rumpole of Bailey, suggesting a desire for cleverness or humor.
Who's causes and rags were phoenix-like
Referring to a person whose causes and challenges rise again like a phoenix, indicating resilience or rebirth.
They were do-do like
Describing something as "do-do like," possibly alluding to something mundane or unremarkable.
They were comfort blanket type
Referring to comfort blankets, suggesting a need for security or reassurance.
Pho-do in fact
Pho-do may be a playful or nonsensical term, possibly echoing the mundane nature mentioned earlier.
Pho-do in fact
Repetition of the term "Pho-do," possibly emphasizing its significance or absurdity.
Pho-do in fact
Continued repetition of "Pho-do."
He had a weak pisser
He had a weak bladder or urination issue.
And one night at darts match
A mention of a darts match, possibly a scene or event from his life.
Decadent sandwich quaff
Reference to a decadent sandwich quaff, possibly describing indulgence or excess.
He showed he was a big fan of double-entendre
He reveals a fondness for double entendre, suggesting a penchant for subtle or risqué humor.
Saw Not the Nine O'Clock News History of the World Part One
He watched "Not the Nine O'Clock News History of the World Part One," indicating a specific interest in television programming.
Twice each at least
Repetition of watching the mentioned show, possibly emphasizing its impact on him.
Twice each at least
Continued repetition of watching the show.
Twice each at least
Further repetition of watching the show.
Mere pseud mag editor's father (x12)
Refers to the editor of a pseudonymous magazine, possibly highlighting a superficial or pretentious aspect of the person's identity.
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