Lyrics
Yeah
Introduction and acknowledgment.
Heh
Expression of amusement or acknowledgment.
I'm just gon' tell a couple stories
Setting the intention to share awkward stories.
Real quick
Setting the context for quick storytelling.
Shit that I think is pretty awkward, you know what I'm sayin'?
Acknowledging the subjective nature of awkwardness.
Check it out
Inviting the audience to listen to the stories.
Kickin' it up in Salt Lake City
Narrating an awkward experience during a show in Salt Lake City, where the crowd left abruptly, creating an uncomfortable situation.
'Bout to be doing a show and the boss stay really
-Loving a nigga I think it's because I'm becoming a killer forever
-The piece of my thoughts weight gritty
-But one day someone say
-Why does he gotta be closin'
-I am the one with the frozen flow and pockets bulging
-Fair ground it was a explosion
-I told the promoter to hold up
-And I told him I came to rock, give the famous spot
-To the man that claim he hot
-Twenty-two thousand people saw me make the Planet Rock
-But when I was done nigga the show was done
-Right when he took the stage everybody runs
-And the outcome was three hundred folks set his show
-So I'm at the shino and it was
-Awkward, situation is absurd
Expressing the feeling of awkwardness in the described situation.
Irregular and awkward
-Such a feeling is, not heard
-In my circle when it's awkward
-Situation is absurd
-Irregular and awkward
-Such a feeling is, not heard, awkward
-Great sex, thanks Tech
Recounting a humorous and awkward encounter involving post-sex logistics, a bus departure, and an unexpected revelation of a spouse.
Thats what she say, I grab the latex
-Off of me, and throw it away to be safe
-And I give her the getaway-look and I say softly
-We gotta move, my bus is leaving
-I guess that wasn't a good enough reason
-To have to go, I gave her a shirt
-Not my jersey, I know it hurts
-And then I heard call somebody saying come and get me
-Grab the gun that's with me that's a no-no
-You came and you leaving solo, keep it dolo
-Making the walk of shame then I let her out the front
-I was in the crunch when the person standin' at the door
-Said I'm her husband man we love you
-And this is what she really wants
-Awkward, situation is absurd
Reiteration of the theme of awkwardness in various situations, emphasizing the absurdity and irregularity of such experiences.
Irregular and awkward
-Such a feeling is, not heard
-In my circle when it's awkward
-Situation is absurd
-Irregular and awkward
-Such a feeling is, not heard, awkward
-Awkward, situation is absurd
-Irregular and awkward
-Such a feeling is, not heard
-In my circle when it's awkward
-Situation is absurd
-Irregular and awkward
-Such a feeling is, not heard, awkward
-I ain't even gunna rap this verse I'm just gunna tell you the story cause its funny as hell to me you know what I'm saying we shooting a am I a psycho video down in Atlanta somewhere outside of Atlanta it was cold as hell it was dark you know I'm sizilin' we only had like one trailer for everybody it was just me b.o.b and his people my people you know I'm sizilin' aqualeo satin star there people hopsins people uh uh the make up ladys, people that are in the video you know I'm sizilin' we all in there drinkin' you know I'm sizilin' am in the back all the time I'm reclusive kinda you know what I'm saying so bob come in the back and he say to me hey man you fuck with them toos I said toos he say yeah man you fuck with them tools and he pointed his hand like like a gun and I said I ain't got no tool here if thats what you asking and he said no I thought I saw some tools back here I said hell nah nigga I ain't got no tools back here man nigga I got god with me nigga and angels around me and we start laughing and he's like nah nah cause I go to the gun range and I'm like oh thats cool but we good right here man we ain't got no guns down here and we was laughing and when he was leaving out I said hey nigga its all Jesus my brotha ha ha ha ha nigga talkin' bout tools you know what I'm saying
Anecdote about an amusing conversation with B.o.B involving a misunderstanding about "tools" and emphasizing reliance on spirituality.
Awkward, situation is absurd
Continuation of the theme of awkwardness, emphasizing its absurdity and irregularity in different contexts.
Irregular and awkward
-Such a feeling is, not heard
-In my circle when it's awkward
-Situation is absurd
-Irregular and awkward
-Such a feeling is, not heard, awkward
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