Stupid Song
Escape Reality with Teenage Bottler-Bop: A Stupid Song's Anthem
Lyrics
I wake up and roll out of my bed
I start my day by getting out of bed
And then I brush my teeth and then I comb my head
Afterwards, I brush my teeth and groom myself
Eat my Wheaties and I go to work
I have breakfast and head to work
Where people treat me like a fucking jerk
At work, I'm treated poorly by others
And when it's getting close to quitting time
As the workday nears its end
That's when I really start to come alive
That's when I truly start feeling alive
I race home and have a drink or two
I rush home and have a few drinks
That's when I get the urge to listen to
This leads me to feel the urge to listen to
Just another stupid song
A song perceived as simple and unintelligent
A song that any idiot can sing
Accessible to anyone to sing
A song that isn't going to let you down
Reliable, won't disappoint as it lacks depth
Because it isn't about anything
Because it lacks substance or deep meaning
So put the needle down and let the noise fill up the room
Play the record and let the noise envelop the space
Throw all your cares away and dance around like a baboon
Release your worries and dance carefree
So let me give you some of my advice
Offering advice from personal experience
When the world ain't treating you so nice
When facing a harsh world
And all you want to do is kill yourself
When feeling overwhelmed or suicidal
Just grab that dusty record off the shelf
Suggests seeking solace in familiar music
And listen to another stupid song
Listening to a similarly simple song
A song that any idiot can sing
Accessible to everyone
A song that isn't going to let you down
Consistently reliable, devoid of complex themes
Because it isn't about anything
Due to its lack of depth or significant meaning
Just a song to help you pass the time
A song to distract from worldly issues
While the world is going down the drain
When the world is in turmoil
I hope it helps you to forget your pain
Intended to help forget personal suffering
You know it's going to paralyze your brain
It will temporarily numb your mind
It's just another stupid song
Similar to the previously mentioned song
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