Batman, Wolfman, Frankenstein Or Dracula
Monstrous Love: Unveiling the Quirky Romance Behind Batman, Wolfman, and Dracula
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I love to take my baby to a movie show
I enjoy taking my girlfriend to the movies.
So I can try to smooch her while the lights are low
I attempt to kiss her in the darkness of the movie theater.
But she won't cuddle to a story of romance
She doesn't respond well to romantic movie plots.
There's only one way I've got a chance
There's a specific unconventional way to win her affection.
It takes the Batman, Wolfman, Frankenstein or Dracula
Characters like Batman, Wolfman, Frankenstein, or Dracula have a unique impact on her emotions.
To put her in the mood for love
These characters create a romantic mood for her.
It takes the Cat Girl, Dog Boy, Creature from the Black Lagoon
Other fictional characters like Cat Girl, Dog Boy, and Creature from the Black Lagoon also play a role.
To make her feel like making love
They contribute to making her feel amorous.
It takes a monster from outer space
Even a monster from outer space can influence her romantic feelings.
To make my baby want my embrace
Her desire for my affection is triggered by unusual influences.
And when I hold her, she's like a dream
When I hold her, it feels like a dream.
If only she can hear somebody scream
She enjoys it more if there's a scream in the background.
She doesn't go for parking down in Lovers' Lane
Traditional romantic activities like parking in Lovers' Lane don't interest her.
And lots of moonlight doesn't drive this girl insane
Moonlight alone is not enough to excite her.
She thinks that dreamy music really is a bore
She finds dreamy music boring.
But I found out what she's looking for
I've discovered what truly captures her interest.
It takes the Batman, Wolfman, Frankenstein or Dracula
Characters like Batman, Wolfman, Frankenstein, or Dracula make her tender.
To make her tender as can be
They have a unique effect, making her more affectionate.
It takes the Cat Girl, Dog Boy, Creature from the Black Lagoon
Other characters like Cat Girl, Dog Boy, and Creature from the Black Lagoon are also influential.
To get her making love with me
They contribute to her willingness to make love.
If there's a madman whose teeth are curled
If there's a crazy character with unusual traits, it adds to her romantic feelings.
Who grows a bedbug that wrecks the world
A reference to a bizarre creature or situation that intrigues her.
She gets romantic, it's really quaint
Her romantic tendencies emerge when confronted with unconventional scenarios.
When all the other women start to faint
Other women faint when faced with such eccentric romantic preferences.
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