Zero
Zero: Unveiling the Rock-O-Meter of Relationships
Lyrics
Well I can hear him snorin' over the phone
Observing someone snoring loudly over the phone, indicating a lack of engagement or interest.
Leaves boring messages on my machine
Receiving mundane and uninteresting voicemail messages from the person.
He's talkin' to me but there's nobody home
Noticing that the person seems absent-minded or unresponsive during conversations.
He don't go mano think's that is obscene
Expressing disapproval of the person's passive attitude, considering assertiveness as inappropriate.
You're a zero on my rock-o-meter
Labeling the person as insignificant or unimpressive on the "rock-o-meter," suggesting a lack of coolness or appeal.
You wanna get hot, go turn on a heater
Mockingly advising the person to seek excitement elsewhere, as they are deemed uninteresting.
Let's go 6-5-0
Referring to the area code "650," possibly indicating a desire to move on or find someone more exciting.
Yeah yeah baby, you're a zero
Reiterating that the person is considered a zero, emphasizing their lack of significance.
Yeah yeah you're nobody's hero
Stating that the person is not admired or considered a hero by anyone.
You're always drinkin beer-o
Pointing out the person's habit of consistently drinking beer.
You look just like a gyro
Comparing the person's appearance to a gyro, possibly implying a lack of uniqueness or distinctiveness.
You're a zero baby just a zero
Reiterating that the person is essentially a zero, emphasizing their insignificance.
He wants to check it check it check it out with me
Describing the person's interest in checking things out, possibly with a sarcastic tone.
He's never even been to Valley Faire
Mocking the person for never having been to a place like Valley Faire, suggesting a lack of experiences.
Sorry baby cause I'm too busy
Expressing busyness and disinterest in the person due to their unimpressive nature.
His mom writes his name on his underwear
Humorously noting that the person's mother writes their name on their underwear, highlighting a lack of independence.
Yeah yeah baby, you're a zero
Reaffirming that the person is considered a zero, emphasizing their lack of appeal.
Yeah yeah you're nobody's hero
Repeating the idea that the person is not admired or considered a hero by anyone.
You're always drinkin beer-o
Highlighting the person's consistent habit of drinking beer.
You look just like a gyro
Reiterating the comparison of the person's appearance to a gyro, emphasizing their lack of uniqueness.
You're a zero baby just a zero
Emphasizing once again that the person is essentially a zero, underscoring their insignificance.
Yeah yeah baby, you're a zero
Stating again that the person is considered a zero, emphasizing their lack of significance.
Yeah yeah you're nobody's hero
Reiterating that the person is not admired or considered a hero by anyone.
You're always drinkin beer-o
Pointing out the person's consistent habit of drinking beer.
You look like Bob DeNiro
Comparing the person's look to Bob DeNiro, possibly implying a lack of originality or individuality.
You're a zero baby just a zero
Emphasizing once more that the person is essentially a zero, underscoring their insignificance.
Yeah yeah baby you're a zero
Reaffirming that the person is considered a zero, emphasizing their lack of appeal.
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