Lyrics
Tabloid magazines are made in hell
Tabloid magazines are criticized as being morally corrupt or harmful.
The falling stars are getting sucked down
The metaphorical descent of celebrities, symbolized by falling stars, is emphasized.
We get seduced easy
A general statement about the ease with which people succumb to seduction.
We get
Continuation of the idea introduced in line 3.
We get seduced!
An emphatic expression of the susceptibility to seduction.
Sell us magazines about the stars
Commentary on the public's fascination with celebrity lives through tabloid magazines.
And watch us stare into the void
Observation of people staring into emptiness or the superficial allure of fame.
What not to wear to be a wart
Satirical remark about conforming to societal standards for attractiveness.
Who's cant escaped on camera
Reference to celebrities caught in embarrassing situations on camera.
Now these creeps are climbing up the trees
Description of intrusive behavior, possibly by paparazzi.
The neighbors calling the police
Neighbors reacting negatively to the invasion of privacy, calling the police.
And snapping pictures by the pool
Depiction of invasive paparazzi taking photos near a pool.
We seduced so easy
Reiteration of society's susceptibility to seduction.
Check out clerks all funny towards
Observation of the humorous attitude of check-out clerks towards sensationalized stories.
The page "an a-list star shaves her brains"
Mention of a fictitious headline about a celebrity doing something extreme.
While starving millionaires complain
Contrast between wealthy celebrities and their complaints with the portrayal of their lavish lives on TV.
TV makes your ass fat
Critique of the impact of television on body image and lifestyle.
Tell us!
A call for information or opinions from the public.
How rad is it living in a microscope?
Rhetorical question about the challenges of living under constant scrutiny.
Broadcast into every single living room
Commentary on the pervasive nature of media, reaching every home.
Hot lights on your love life
Exposure of one's love life to intense public scrutiny represented by "hot lights."
Let me buy
A desire to purchase or consume the details of someone's life.
Close up tabloid shots of your cellulite
Description of close-up shots focusing on physical flaws.
Hypnotizing pages of advice
Reference to hypnotic influence of fashion advice from tabloids.
From their demented fashion do's or dies
Critique of distorted fashion recommendations from unreliable sources.
Who put this hook inside my mouth, you
Metaphorically questioning who or what is controlling the speaker's actions.
Your getting so obsessed its all we talk about
Observation of an increasing obsession with a particular topic (celebrities).
Were passive hounds on the couch
Depiction of passive engagement with media content, particularly on television.
How rad is it living in a microscope?
Reiteration of the challenges of living under constant scrutiny.
Broadcast into every single living room
Emphasis on the widespread broadcasting of personal lives through media.
Hot lights on your love life
Continuation of the metaphor of "hot lights" exposing intimate details.
Its not love thats sex on the first night
Distinction between love and casual sexual encounters portrayed in the media.
How rad is it living in a microscope?
Repetition of the challenges of living under constant scrutiny.
Broadcast into every single living room
Reiteration of the pervasive broadcasting of personal lives.
Hot lights on your love life
Continuation of the metaphor of "hot lights" and exposure of intimate details.
Let me buy
A desire to purchase or consume sensationalized images of imperfections.
Close up tabloid shots of your cellulite
Reiteration of close-up shots focusing on physical flaws, specifically cellulite.
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