Eggs Over Easy
Craving for Eggs: A Culinary Meltdown
Lyrics
Went to a diner for a bite to eat
Expressing a visit to a diner for a meal.
Don't need a menu when I take my seat
Indicating familiarity with the diner's offerings.
I just grab the waitress by the neck
Metaphorical expression of urgency, wanting prompt service.
Tell her "Fill out the check!
Assertive request for the bill.
I want a protein meal that doesn't include meat"
Expressing a preference for a non-meat protein meal.
Now peanut butter just won't hit the spot
Disapproval of peanut butter as a meal choice.
Yogurt tastes like a bowl of snot
Unpleasant description of yogurt taste.
Don't give me hummus, or mushrooms
Rejecting specific food options - hummus and mushrooms.
Or any kind of legumes
Rejecting legumes as a food choice.
What I want, I want now, and nice and hot
Insisting on immediate, hot food.
So gimme eggs over easy
Expressing a preference for eggs over easy.
And make 'em nice and greasy
Desiring eggs to be cooked with grease.
Need the protein in my diet
Highlighting the need for protein in the diet.
So make it quick and fry it
Requesting a quick and fried preparation of eggs.
Eggs over easy
Reiteration of the preference for eggs over easy.
Don't wanna play Parcheesi
Expressing disinterest in playing Parcheesi.
If you aren't gonna make it
Warning of consequences if the request isn't fulfilled.
I'll take your neck and break it
Threatening violence if demands are not met.
The eggs didn't arrive in a timely fashion
Complaint about the delay in receiving the eggs.
So I went into the kitchen and I started smashin'
Response to the delay by causing a disturbance in the kitchen.
Grabbed the cook, broke his legs
Violent actions taken against the cook for the delay.
"Don't make we wait for my eggs!"
Expressing impatience and demand for prompt service.
Then stuffed his body in the can that they put the trash in
Disposal of the cook's body in the trash.
The guy next to me had a Belgian waffle
Observation of another customer's dissatisfaction with food.
He turned and said to me "This tastes awful"
Commenting on the unfavorable taste of a Belgian waffle.
I poured pepper down his nose
Aggressive response to the dissatisfied customer.
Stamped my foot on his toes
Physical aggression towards the dissatisfied customer.
And did something else that was real unlawful
Hinting at engaging in unlawful actions.
Shoulda ordered eggs over easy
Reinforcement of the preference for eggs over easy.
They make 'em nice and cheesy
Desiring cheesy preparation of eggs over easy.
They give you lots of protein
Highlighting the protein content of eggs.
Even more than most beans
Comparing protein content favorably to beans.
Eggs over easy
Reiteration of the preference for eggs over easy.
When waffles make you queasy
Discomfort with waffles, advocating for eggs.
The yolks are still all runny
Describing the desired consistency of egg yolks.
Cooked a little bit more than sunny
Preference for slightly more cooked eggs.
Eggs over easy
Reiteration of the preference for eggs over easy.
And make 'em nice and greasy
Desiring eggs to be cooked with grease.
Need the protein in my diet
Highlighting the need for protein in the diet.
So make it quick and fry it
Requesting a quick and fried preparation of eggs.
Eggs over easy
Reiteration of the preference for eggs over easy.
Don't wanna play Parcheesi
Expressing disinterest in playing Parcheesi.
If you aren't gonna make it
Warning of consequences if the request isn't fulfilled.
I'll take your neck and break it
Threatening violence if demands are not met.
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