Stuck in the Stall
Stall Misadventure: Trapped Amidst Unexpected Chaos
Lyrics
I strut into the men's room looking constipated
I confidently entered the men's room, appearing distressed
Little did I know a dreadful fate awaited
Unaware of the unfortunate event about to unfold
Then I saw it, a lock, silver plated
Discovered a silver-plated lock in the stall
Then I realized I was
Realized the predicament I was in
Stuck in the stall
Expressing the repeated feeling of being trapped in the restroom stall
Stuck in the stall
-Stuck in the stall
-People are beginning to crawl under
People trying to crawl under the stall, unaware of the lock on the outside
What they don't know is on the outside is a lock
Others attempting to overcome the obstacle
Trying to go over
People not noticing my distinct pink polka-dotted socks
But they don't even see my bright pink polka-dotted socks
Humorous reference to an unusual situation
My head is stuck in the toilet
Metaphorically describing the awkward physical position in the stall
My feet are tucked on top
-And I know I'm still
Reiteration of feeling stuck in the stall
Stuck in the stall
-Stuck in the stall
-Stuck in the stall
-Come here when I'm lost
Suggesting using the stall as a refuge from problems, especially with an angry boss
Usually to escape my angry boss
Repeated expression of being stuck in the stall
Stuck in the stall
-Stuck in the stall
-Stuck in the stall
-Stuck in the stall
Emphasis on the situation of being trapped in the stall
Ooh
Expression of frustration or surprise
I walked into the restroom, made sure it was men's
Entered the restroom, ensuring it was the men's room
I accidentally entered the stall with a lock that's so immense
Accidentally chose a stall with a large lock
The locker was a bully, locking people is his goal
Personifying the lock as a bully with the goal of trapping people
I tried to call the locksmith but dropped my phone in the toilet bowl
Attempt to seek help by calling a locksmith, but faced a setback
Stuck in the stall
Reiteration of being stuck in the stall with a bass solo
Bass solo
-Ooh
Expressions of frustration or discomfort
Oo-ah
-It was hopeless I couldn't get out
Determination to find a way out of the restroom lock-down
I gotta try hard, I'm going all-out
-To put an end to this lavatory lock-down
-In a blackout wiped out, fightin' in smackdown
Describing a challenging and frightening situation
I'm so scared I need to run-a-bout
-I was gonna drive my car to a washdown
Unable to leave, considering alternative actions
But I guess I can't, so I gotta breakout
-Callout, to the minimum buyout
Using musical terms to describe the predicament
Not gonna lie this is a pretty sick hideout
-My mom told me to not become a dropout
Reflecting on life choices, humorously mentioning being crouched in a bean sprout
Well look at me now, crouched down in a bean sprout
-I'ma start to spout, all my doubt
Expressing doubt and seeking attention in a challenging situation
For the little bit of clout, in this horrifying lockout
-I dropped my phone, I can't order takeout
Unable to order food, a reference to bowling and failing
Call me a bowling ball, cuz I struck out, hard
-Bard
Humorous reference to a bard, acknowledging a damaged career
My career is all charred
-The rest of my life will be ever so scarred
Expecting lasting consequences on life
Call all da police on da vanguard
Humorous call for police assistance, comparing toilet seat to a shipyard
Toilet seat, lookin' like a shipyard
-I'm bombarded
Feeling overwhelmed in a confined space
In a cubic yard, it
-Bring in the cart, 'cause I'ma start to fart
Humorous mention of bodily functions while still being stuck in the stall
In the stall
-Stuck in the stall
-Stuck in the stall
-Poopin'
Humorous reference to the act of being stuck while attempting to use the restroom
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