My Funny Valentine
Embracing Imperfections: My Funny Valentine's Quirky Love Tale
Lyrics
Behold the way our fine feathered friend
Observing the way our admirable feathered friend behaves
His virtue doth parade
His virtues are on display for all to see
Thou knowest not, my dim-witted friend
You, my not-so-bright friend, are unaware
The picture thou hast made
The image you present is not flattering
Thy vacant brow, and thy tousled hair
Your empty expression and disheveled hair
Conceal thy good intent
Hide your good intentions
Thou noble upright truthful sincere
You are noble, upright, truthful, sincere, and somewhat foolish
And slightly dopey gent, you are...
Addressing the subject, a slightly dopey gentleman
My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine
Referring to the person as a humorous and endearing valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your actions bring joy to my heart
Your looks are laughable, un-photographable
Your physical appearance is amusing and cannot be captured in a photograph
Yet, you're my favorite work of art
Despite that, you are my favorite masterpiece
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your physique not perfect like a Greek sculpture?
Is your mouth a little weak?
Is your speech not strong?
When you open it to speak
When you do talk, is it not eloquent?
Are you smart?
Are you not intelligent?
But, don't change a hair for me
Despite any imperfections, don't change anything about yourself for me
Not if you care for me
If you truly care for me, stay the way you are
Stay little valentine, stay
Stay, my dear valentine
Each day is Valentine's Day
Every day with you is like Valentine's Day
Is your figure less than Greek?
Repeating the inquiry about physique
Is your mouth a little weak?
Repeating the inquiry about speech
When you open it to speak
Repeating the inquiry about eloquence
Are you smart?
Repeating the inquiry about intelligence
But, don't change a hair for me
Reiterating the plea not to change anything
Not if you care for me
If there is genuine care, remain the same
Stay little valentine, stay
Once again, urging the valentine to stay unchanged
Each day is Valentine's Day
Emphasizing that every day is a day of love with the valentine
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