Skunks
Wildlife Symphony: A Quirky Ode to Nature's Oddities
Lyrics
Squirrels in the basement
Suggests the presence of squirrels in the basement, possibly indicating a chaotic or unkempt environment.
Raccoons in the walls
Implies the intrusion of raccoons into the walls, highlighting a sense of invasion or disturbance.
Centipedes with stingers
Mentions centipedes with stingers, possibly metaphorical for unseen dangers or threats lurking.
Do not feed to dogs
A warning not to feed certain things to dogs, suggesting potential harm or toxicity.
Guaranteed humane
Assures a humane approach to dealing with pests or animals.
Yes, we have live bait
Indicates the availability of live bait for unspecified purposes, potentially for pest control.
Creak in the crawl space
References a creak in the crawl space, hinting at hidden or mysterious sounds within the house.
Could be deadly snakes
Suggests a potential danger of deadly snakes in the crawl space.
We always employ
States a commitment to using the appropriate tools or methods for the job.
The right kind of rake
Emphasizes the importance of using the right kind of rake, possibly for yard maintenance or cleaning.
We'll sterilize your yards
Promises to sanitize or sterilize yards, potentially to make them safe or free from pests.
Run your dogs around the park
Encourages running dogs around the park, possibly for exercise or as a solution to a problem.
Now we have rental cars
Introduces the availability of rental cars, an unexpected addition to the services offered.
Stop by our cocktail bar
Invites customers to visit a cocktail bar, unrelated to the previous services mentioned.
Call us day or night
Encourages customers to contact them any time, highlighting their availability.
We'll haul your trees away
Offers to remove trees, suggesting a comprehensive range of services.
Buy our Turf-Blend
Promotes a Turf-Blend product that stays green for centuries, potentially for landscaping purposes.
Stays green for centuries
Emphasizes the longevity and low maintenance of the Turf-Blend.
Never mow again
Suggests an end to the need for mowing the lawn with the Turf-Blend.
We'll sterilize your yards
Reiterates the promise to sterilize or sanitize yards.
Run your cats around the park
Suggests running cats around the park, similar to the earlier suggestion regarding dogs.
Now try our rental cars.
Reiterates the availability of rental cars, similar to an earlier line.
Stop by our sandwich bar
Invites customers to visit a sandwich bar, another unexpected offering.
Call us anytime at night
Encourages customers to contact them day or night, reinforcing their availability.
Call us day or night
Repeats the willingness to be available for customers day or night.
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