Welfare Lady
Welfare Ride: A Satirical Spin on Life's Hustle
Lyrics
Job centre, Is where I met her
Meeting the person at the job center
I tried to get her but she said she could do better, come on
Expressing interest, but she believes she can do better
I said baby, are you crazy
Questioning her sanity for being there, implying she's lazy
You're only here cuz I know that you're too lazy, come on
Suggesting she's only there because he knows she's lazy
Let's go for a ride
Inviting her on a journey
We got money and time
Having both money and time
We can spend them today
Proposing to spend money and time today
We got more on the way
Expecting more money and time in the future
Let's go for a ride
Reiterating the invitation to go for a ride
You say you're busy you've lied
Calling out her lie about being busy
You're like me, I'm like you
Comparing similarities between them
We got nothing better to do
Acknowledging they have nothing better to do
I said honey, we got money
Stating they have money and urging to spend it quickly
Got it for nothing so let's spend it in a hurry, come on
Confirming her agreement to spend money
She said I see, you've convinced me
Referring to the Queen and the money given freely
God save ol' Queeny and the money she gives freely, come on
Encouraging her to join in spending
Let's go for a ride
Repeating the invitation for a ride
We got money and time
Reiterating the possession of money and time
We can spend them today
Proposing to spend money and time today
We got more on the way
Expecting more money and time in the future
Let's go for a ride
Repeating the invitation to go for a ride
You say you're busy you've lied
Reiterating her lie about being busy
You're like me, I'm like you
Emphasizing their similarities
We got nothing better to do
Acknowledging they have nothing better to do
Hello
Starting a dialogue with someone
Hi, I just checked my statement and I didn't get my payment
Checking on a missing payment
Says on your file you haven't done your job search in a while
Explaining the denial due to a lack of job search
I was too busy looking a job to fill in a stupid log
Expressing frustration about job search paperwork
Well, your claim's been denied but don't worry, you can always reapply
Assuring the possibility of reapplying despite denial
What
Expressing surprise or disbelief
Let's go for a ride
Repeating the invitation for a ride
We got money and time
Reiterating the possession of money and time
We can spend them today
Proposing to spend money and time today
We got more on the way
Expecting more money and time in the future
Let's go for a ride
Repeating the invitation to go for a ride
You say you're busy you've lied
Reiterating her lie about being busy
You're like me, I'm like you
Emphasizing their similarities
We got nothing better to do
Acknowledging they have nothing better to do
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